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About Xiristatos

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  • Birthday 09/28/1996

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    German, English, Bosnian, Rhubarbish, Completeandutterdisregardforyourfeelingsish, "I, Xiristatos"-ish
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    I, Xiristatos, don't really have any.
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    Uhhh... nothing specific?
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    If you can't tell by the kinds of icons I, Xiristatos, use for myself, I, Xiristatos, do in fact like JoJo's Fairly Strange Voyage
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  1. Street WTFighter

    I, Xiristatos, never need drugs in my life, let alone for something like this. Never did them, never will, for I, Xiristatos, am a complete natural. Same with anything else like smoking or alcoholism... I absolutely never need any weakling's crap like this to accentuate the fact that I'm a pile of fermented rat piss and rotten monkey ass.

    "[...] your favorite virtual gamer Amy Roll"... Obviously... that's not true yet, that's the first time we (or at the very least, I, Xiristatos) are meeting you... ever. Either way, feel welcomed and enjoy your stay... I guess. Don't take it from me, Xiristatos, tough, for I, Xiristatos, am way too much of an ass to be of any meaningful introduction to anyone. Better hope someone more... tolerable will greet you here. Take care.
  3. So... what the hell just happened?

  4. Undertale AUS

    Come on guys, what did you even expect here? It's a freaking collection of Undertale AU characters, so of course it's gonna be an incomprehensible mess that OP would be unwilling to fix anytime soon.
  5. Who needs to click on the Logout button when a bug can simply log you out before you even thought of that?

  6. So predictably, the FCC voted against "net neutrality" and thus automatically "against the entire internet".


    If I were to say anything about this it would be a recommendation to you not to freak out about this. I swear, the same thing happened back in early 2014 and the internet did without "neutrality" for a full year, and it didn't turn into a shithole. And that's not mentioning everything before 2007... this does absolutely nothing, as even when it currently existed, it didn't fully work out as battleforthenet pretended it to be.


    The only effects this vote has is the inevitable outrage of everyone who was against this repeal, and of course one of the top-trending hashtags on Twitter is "#RipInternet".

    Is this for real? Most people have no idea how the internet works, but so many are still super passionate about net neutrality and convinced that without it the internet dies.

    Even without taking 2014 into account (which I can't stress enough), what would ever convince you of such an infantile view?


    I'm not at all convinced that most people freaking out about this have even looked up what net neutrality is... and for that matter, how the internet even functions. This issue just pisses me off. There are certainly ways the freedom on internet in countries is hampered, like anti-privacy laws or actual, genuine government-caused censorship of politically unfavorable websites, this "net neutrality" shit is not one of them.

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    2. Flowrellik


      Um yeah it's called the FCC FABRICATED them for their own defense. @White Ranger

    3. Xiristatos


      Yep, I actually do agree, that deceased comments thing likely seems to be true. It happens with a lot of policy issues nowadays, thanks to fucking Twitter (fuck Twitter). It's not hard to fabricate something like "majority opinions" to make it feel like the real deal, but the FCC did it way too openly. I don't even know why they'd do this if they knew all this repealing thing would enrage a lot of people, it's not like those deceased people will come back to life to defend them...


      I could believe them doing this, definitely. While I wouldn't outright call Ajit the satan's anus as everyone else seems to be doing, I really wonder how he's able to take the heat so... shockingly well. Like, what the hell is up with those two videos he uploaded of himself? Especially the one where he's... Santa with a Nerf Gun and a Fidget Spinner? Even as someone who despises this overhyped issue, I really wonder... what was he sniffing?

    4. Xiristatos


      Really, @uaguilar, hell if I know more than others do. What I can definitely tell you is that the only real effects this vote will have is on the emotions of everyone involved, only to then have the issue forgotten by quite a few again. It's like the five stages of grief actually kick in one time and subtly disappear, due to barely anything having changed. That is one thing I am fairly confident in, because I followed this issue more than it seemed. Back in 2014 when it was first "repealed" (different way, but same outcome), I did believe in the same thing "everyone else" did, only to then realize after a while that absolutely none of these infantile doomsday scenarios even CLOSELY came to fruition. It simply made no sense anyway, especially ironic considering I'm the type of person who would even follow this issue in the first place.


      Really, as I said before, I have no real position in this... I can believe a few of the arguments and scenarios the pro-NN side gives, but this "EVERYONE WILL BE SLOWED DOWN, ALL WILL BE CENSORED, INTERNET IS FUCKING DYING, CORPORATIONS HAVE COMPLETE AND UTTER CONTROL OF EVERYTHING EVER!!!" bullshit is just that, utter bullshit. Hell, don't take my word for it, take it from someone who's more knowledgeable on internet issues than me: http://illusionofmore.com/why-im-neutral-for-now-on-net-neutrality/

  7. Guys, Mutahar just read my first trollpasta... and yes, it's exactly the kind of trollpasta as retarded as you think it's gonna be. Such is the charm of me, Xiristatos.


    1. Pluscross


      What the hell is a trollpasta?

    2. Xiristatos


      A trollpasta is a form of "creepypasta" which is done intentionally horribly... for laughs and whatever. And if you don't know what a creepypasta is... it's basically a term for scary stories on the internet... you know, Slenderman or Zalgo. Those kinds of things. Lately a lot of genuinely horrendous creepypastas have existed, like "Jeff the Killer" or that dump of asslard called "Clockwork: Your Time is Up" and they're often referred to as "unintentional trollpastas".


      What I wrote here was one hell of an intentional one. There's an entire wikia devoted to these kinds of things, both intentional AND unintentional, check it out: http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Trollpasta_Wiki

  8. So it turns out that Hidden Star in Four Seasons is gonna get a Steam release... on the 17th of this month to be exact.

    Well, that's a first.

  9. Ako Tamaki (POTS style) by Sennou-Room

    Alrighty then, thanks for the mediafire link. The very second I saw you type in "Mugen Archive" I, Xiristatos, was worried I would have to go there myself, which is just plain impossible for me because for some dumb reason, Archive banned my e-mail address... even though I, Xiristatos, never had any account there before. And that is just one of many things wrong with Archive that I, Xiristatos, probably shouldn't mention. Again, mediafire link very much appreciated, my dude. By the way, it appears that this download is not the character in its entirety, but some of her files that are to be inserted into the original Ako's files. You know, kinda like a patch or something. Just noting that for whatever 1.0 users want to download this particular file.
  10. Ako Tamaki (POTS style) by Sennou-Room

    Well, RyochiReturns, I just tried her out on my Mugen 1.0... and I, Xiristatos, was told that my Mugen was too much of an old fart for her. Yeah... she's 1.1 only.
  11. Mamizou Futatsuiwa released (10/31/17)

    I haven't downloaded her yet, but I, Xiristatos, already find that hard to believe. First, pretty much everytime you released a new character, the WIP percentage was always at about 95% at the time. You couldn't possibly have simply "forgotten" to change that 80%. Also, 5MB? I think you should hide tricks a bit better. You can definitely fool people if she had the average Touhou character file size, but not with something even smaller than your April Fools Chen. Ok, I was wrong, she's legit. Good lord am I, Xiristatos, fucking stupid.
  12. I, Xiristatos, will be leaving y'all tomorrow and shall come back in Friday at the latest... no, it doesn't matter at all, but I, Xiristatos, just wanted to let y'all know of my upcoming absence... you know, just in case anyone might attempt to put a comment on my profile probably thinking that "OH MI FLYINGSPAGHETIMONSTER, DID XIRISTASHOPPINGCART DIE HIMSELF TO DEATH??!"


    But no one shall ever think like that, guaranteedly.


    Yeah, whatever... I, Xirista- ah fuck this.

  13. So... you know the penguin "Grape-Kun" who's obsessed with its fellow cardboard Kemono Friend?

    Well, uhhh... how do I say this... he bit the dust. Yes... I, Xiristatos, probably shouldn't be the one spreading something like this (partly and mostly because I'm too much of an ass to be capable of properly doing such a thing), but I just want to let y'know... he's not with "us" (read: you) anymore. So here's a prettatiously relevantistic piction for no particularistic reasonation:



  14. For the first time in almost 9 years after my tonsils were surgically removed, I, Xiristatos, threw up... rather brutally in fact. Why does this matter? It doesn't, screw you.


    I was actually afraid of the possibility of this happening to me after such a long time, yet it came. Let's just say I... kinda freaked out while it happened.


    I still went to work afterwards because that was pretty much it... vomit like hell so much that you'll look as pretty as I usually am and back to business.


    With love, Xiristatos.

  15. Forget about this double-post bug, what about this fucking retarded "A configuration or server error has occurred" page that keeps popping up whenever I so much as click on someone's name wrong?!