The Genie Game

[GuyZero32k4]

Granted, then Sasha from Attack on Titan tackles you down and takes them away. I wish for new sega system.

[LightFlare_Da_Realest]

Granted. You get a nerve before opened Sega Nomad. I wish for my life as it was 2 years ago.

[PlasmoidThunder]

Granted, but everything you've done from then 'till now no longer happened. There goes all yer stages :P I wish to fly across the cold night sky.

[Winmugen11]

Granted, but your wings get frozen by the cold of the night, causing you to crash into the sea where a Sharpedo eats you.

 

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[PlasmoidThunder]

Granted, but MAHVEL BAYBEE!!!

 

I wish...I was a fish *silly tune*.

[Erroratu]

Granted,but you get eaten by a shark I wish i had bitches

[Winmugen11]

Man, that's twice that GarchompMatt gets eaten by a shark. XD

 

Granted, but then you get herpes and your penis falls off.

 

I wish this madness would end.

[PlasmoidThunder]

Granted. Well actually, the madness never truly ends, but your mind goes into permanent stasis from the insanity that surrounds you, therefore blotting out the madness.

 

I wish for a double-negative.

[Xan]

Granted, but a positive crashes the party.

 

I wish.

[PlasmoidThunder]

Granted, you wish >:P

 

I wish for a wish that can wish the wishers away.

[Winmugen11]

Granted, but this means you get disposed of as well since you've wished, making you a wisher.

 

I wish for total happiness in life.

[Erroratu]

Granted,but you are tormented forever in the after life. I wish my next wish would not go bad

[Winmugen11]

Granted, but it still goes bad because SCREW YOU, you naive fool.

 

I wish 2 girls would have never met 2 cups.

[Erroratu]

Granted,they met 2 barrels I wish that someone would want to trade me on steam since i have like 8 steam gifts waitin to be sent

[PlasmoidThunder]

Granted. You trade gifts via steam jets, though the gift you receive is actually just a box.

 

I wish Photoshop would stop taking forever to minimise/maximise images.

[Winmugen11]

Granted, but now it takes forever to load files/open and shut down. Also a wild monthly user fee of 500 money appears because FUCK YOU WHY NOT?

 

I wish Erro wouldn't be so ratu.

[LansingWolverine]

Granted, but I misheard you and thought you said, "I wish errors would beat up rats." The world becomes more strange because of this.

 

I wish I'd could come back to MFFA more frequently.

[Kazagami]

Granted, you came back more frequently when MFFA was no longer a thing.

 

I wish it was Uncle Ben who got bitten by horny spider.

[Winmugen11]

Granted. The horny spider is genetically modified in such a way that it transfers it's eggs via a bite. This causes Uncle Ben's stomach to burst open when later that night thousands of spiders crawl out of his abdomen, consuming all whom they encounter in order to survive and become strong adult, horny spiders.

 

I wish ZombieBrock would be more Brock and less Zombie. ^^

[PlasmoidThunder]

Granted, but he loses his eyes, his head turns into a hexagon and he becomes a Rock-type Gym Leader. I wish it would stop raining and start snowing.

[Winmugen11]

Granted. Now that the roads have become so slippery due to a combination of rain and snow, a car driver loses control over his voiture and mows you down on the sidewalk.

 

I wish Phantom Blood wouldn't be so mysterious.

[Xan]

Granted. Now he tells everybody his innermost secrets, including any and all sexual fantasies he may or may not have had about certain forum members.

 

I wish people.

[Winmugen11]

Granted. They all act exactly like Syncro.

 

I wish for the financial and economical crisis to come to an end at last.

[TotalDramaXtremist]

Granted. They all act exactly like Syncro. I wish for the financial and economical crisis to come to an end at last.

Granted, but everyone becomes so rich, the U.S. runs out of money, causing bankruptcy. I also wish for some potatoes (with force fields included to keep away a certain potato eating walking meme.)

[GuyZero32k4]

Granted till the people from the Hobbit show up while Sasha cries in the corner. I wish Sonic and Mario would be together in a real adventure game together, not Olympic or melee games.