The Genie Game

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Granted . But You Find Out That You Just Ate A Billion Dollars , Meaning That You Lose You're Chance To Become A Billionare.

 

 

 

I Wish That My MineCraft Game Whould Load Faster . 

[Xan]

Granted, but it crashes every time you load it up.

 

I wish I could actually draw.

[TotalDramaXtremist]

Granted, but it crashes every time you load it up. I wish I could actually draw.

Granted, but you can only draw stick figures perfectly. I wish for a Ferarri.

[LightFlare_Da_Realest]

Granted. But with your current job(or lack there of) the police constantly haras you because they think your a drug dealer. I wish I could return to the past and correct any, but not necessarily all the mistakes I made while still retaining the knowledge I gained from making those mistakes.

[Winmugen11]

Granted, but you encounter yourself in the past causing a massive time-paradox and eventually the universe to implode.

 

I wish reality was unrealistic.

[Erroratu]

Granted.You now have crappy CLSNs(I dunno either,i am sorry) I wish Excahm wasnt gay :/

[Winmugen11]

Granted.You now have crappy CLSNs(I dunno either,i am sorry)

I wish Excahm wasnt gay :/

 

What?

 

Anyway, on to the wish deconstruction =P

 

Granted, but because he is so gay, he cannot fully suppress his gay tendencies and becomes bisexual, meaning he now harasses men AND women.

 

Good Job Erro, for now nobody is safe

 

I wish people would actually do what this says :

 

[Ryon]

Granted! but but at the cost of you being turned into  troll, and not being fed you died from starvation.

 

I wish I knew about this thread before!

[Winmugen11]

Granted! but but at the cost of you being turned into  troll, and not being fed you died from starvation.

 

I wish I knew about this thread before!

 

I am a troll ?

 

Nevertheless...

 

Granted, but even if you knew about this thread before, you wouldn't be able to stop it's addicting influence on the members of MFFA. Not only that but because you'd see a lot of wishes being made sooner, which get constantly screwed over, you slowly start to lose more hope in humanity as nobody seems to grant anybody anything good.

 

I wish I had my own personal, non-literal, wish genie.

 

P.S. Please don't wham this Ryon, It's way too fun

[Neo_Fire_Sonic]

granted, but then your genie is actually the opposite

 

i wish i shit

[Winmugen11]

Granted but...

 

The moment you begin to shit, you feel you'll never be able to stop which is in fact the cold truth. You cannot do anything anymore without a continuous stream of shit spewing from your bumhole.

 

Nevertheless, you manage to bend this poopoo stream to your will to help you learn to fly and go on epic aerial adventures and one day someone decides to make a game dedicated to you. As a matter of fact, as of this writing they've done so already and you can check out the game here :

 

http://youtu.be/lTH0Kki64Dk 

 

I wish for some big bags of juicy milk.

[LightFlare_Da_Realest]

Granted. You grow breast. I wish I was a porn star.

[Neo_Fire_Sonic]

you become a gay porn star

 

 

 

 

i wish i could move shit with my mind

[Kazagami]

You can now move shits, literally.

 

I wish for $1 Million.

[GuyZero32k4]

you waste it on cocaine. I wish the future in snatcher was right now.

[LightFlare_Da_Realest]

It's only for right now, it immediately changes after 1 second. I wish the styles/music/movies from the 80's would return.

[TotalDramaXtremist]

It's only for right now, it immediately changes after 1 second. I wish the styles/music/movies from the 80's would return.

It only lasts a second before you realize that the 80's died three decades ago. I wish for an automatic rifle.

[Erroratu]

Granted but its jammed. I wish i could live in a animu

[Winmugen11]

Granted but you get thrown into the world of Dangan Ropa and immediately get slaughtered by Monokuma, causing you to die due to massive pink blood loss.

 

I wish I was Phoenix Wright.

[TotalDramaXtremist]

Granted but you get thrown into the world of Dangan Ropa and immediately get slaughtered by Monokuma, causing you to die due to massive pink blood loss. I wish I was Phoenix Wright.

Granted, but you lose the case. I wish for $1,000,000,000.

[Neo_Fire_Sonic]

i steal it and you can't have it back

 

i wish i could walk on all types of liquid

[Erroratu]

People think you're Jesus and they nail you to a cross and you die

I wish Sol Badguy was my bro

[GuyZero32k4]

Granted. He lights you on fire thinking its funny. I wish snk would buy capcom's fighting games rights.

[Kazagami]

Granted but SNK goes bankrupt after it.

 

I wish for a talking dog

[Winmugen11]

Granted, but it turns out to be smarter than you and steals your job, your wife and your future (don't ask how a talking dog can do that).

 

I wish I had fists of fury.