The Genie Game

[Dan]

Granted, but it takes a loooooooooong time to travel in time

 

i wish there was anime in tv again.

[Big Green]

Granted, but you mess them up even worse.

 

I wish people wouldn't overeact to spoilers.

[A person]

Granted, but now people overreact to the obvious.

 

I wish I could be a Nighteater.

[TotalDramaXtremist]

Granted, but you never turn human again.

I wish for a kingdom.

[Neo_Fire_Sonic]

Granted, but its the kingdom of hyrule when it was flooded

 

I wish my farts were super loud

[Hellzone]

Granted but every time you fart you shit yourself

 

i wish for every video game in the world

[Uncle Dante]

Granted, but the overabundance of games filling your house causes your home to collapse on itself, destroying all games in the process.

 

I wish my fight stick would work on PS4.

[Flowering Knight]

Granted, but your PS4 is now replaced with Xbone.

 

Iwishforsomespacesinthissentence.

[A person]

Granted, but               now               the               sentence               has               too               much               space.

 

I wish I could make things better by touching them.

[Big Green]

Granted, but you have absoleutley no aim or cordination.

 

I wish Sonic OCs were good.

[TotalDramaXtremist]

Granted, but then Sanic would cease to exist, to the dismay of no one.

I wish that Ermac was real.

[LightFlare_Da_Realest]

Granted but he immediately proceeds to attack and kill you.

I wish the next post was her....

[A person]

Granted, but she deletes her account afterwards.

 

I wish I had functioning Pokeballs.

[Dan]

Granted, but people would try to capture you.

 

i wish i could see ghosts

[Neo_Fire_Sonic]

granted but then they can't see you

 

i wish for taco

[TotalDramaXtremist]

Granted, but you have to share your taco with Sonata Dusk.

 

I wish I didn't know who Sonata Dusk was.

[Prodigal Trailblazer]

Granted but the bronies immediately remind you

 

I wish my so called friends would try to contact me more often...

[Dan]

Garnted ,but every person that is not your friend will hate you

 

i wish my computer was powerfull enough to run games with epic graphics

[A person]

Granted, but the graphics are so realistic that a bullet flies out of the screen and hits you square in the head.

 

I wish I could tame any creature.

[Hellzone]

Granted but every creature you tame trys to eat you

 

i wish my wish could not be ruined

[TotalDramaXtremist]

Granted, but the next time you make a wish, it will come back to ruin your unruined wish.

 

I wish to have a real piece of Kryptonite.

[Hellzone]

Granted, but now your weak to kryponite and you fall very ill

 

i wish for a new car

[TotalDramaXtremist]

Granted, but it's a clown car.

 

I wish for a new convertible.

[Neo_Fire_Sonic]

Granted, but I come by and "accidentally" spill a crappachino on it. (brewed shit)

 

I wish i had marios hat.

[Dan]

Granted, but if you take your hat off you become small

 

i wish i was a rooster