The Genie Game

[Neo_Fire_Sonic]

granted, but luigi gets turned into waluigi and luigi becomes a assist trophy and wario's entire moveset is replaced by farts

 

i wish for the super toilet

[Big Green]

Granted, but it becomes sentient and eats you.

 

I wish for somebody to post a greentext story here.

[A person]

Granted, but it's a story about getting shot in the heart, and you being to blame because you gave love a bad name.

 

I wish I could record videos on my desktop.

[Neo_Fire_Sonic]

granted but now you can't record videos anywhere else, or do anything that involves videos

 

i wish i was ryu from street fighter

[Flowering Knight]

Granted, but ScrewAttack comes and says that Scorpion has to kill you.

 

 

I wish for a nekogirl.

[lyr]

Granted, but it is just a nekogirl daki. I wish for a 3D waifu.

[TotalDramaXtremist]

Granted, but it's only in MMD format.

 

I wish for some Dr. Pepper.

[A person]

Granted, but it's actually black pepper made by a company called Doctor.

 

I wish for a chest full of booty.

[LightFlare_Da_Realest]

Granted. But its just Nikki Minaj sitting on your chest.

I wish I had more time to create mugen stuff.

[Dan]

Granted. But your stuff will be at lowest quality possible.

 

I wish there was another playable appearance of Ryuhaku Todo (the guy on my avatar)

[TotalDramaXtremist]

Granted, but he's DLC.

I wish that Mayweather lost.

[A person]

Granted, but in order to take out his frustration, he beats you up.

 

I wish there was a playable Catsaber in MUGEN.

[Neo_Fire_Sonic]

granted but instead it ends up being a catlight saber

 

i wish the panty and stocking anime didn't end with a cliffhanger

[Dan]

Granted, but the ending will be pretty lame.

 

i wish i could live in Japan.

[A person]

Granted, but you live on top of Mount Fuji.

 

I wish I could grow an apple tree in a day.

[Prodigal Trailblazer]

Granted but it requires a virgin sacrifice.

 

I wish weekends weren't so short.

[Big Green]

Granted, now they're tall!

 

I wish somebody made good versions of the DK Crew in M.U.G.E.N.

[Neo_Fire_Sonic]

granted, but they have no style have no grace and have a funny face, and will stretch for you.

 

i wish for the peanut gun that diddy kong has

[LightFlare_Da_Realest]

Granted. But when you load the gun you discover you have a peanut allergy.

I wish i could end world hunger.

[Dan]

Granted. but now everyone have obesity.

 

i wish i could be in Mugen

[Flowering Knight]

Granted, but you're private.

 

I wish for faster internet.

[LightFlare_Da_Realest]

Granted. but now everyone have obesity.

 

i wish i could be in Mugen

Granted. But you were created by Chochouryu.

Or

You are just a bg character in a stage and only have a 2 sprite animation...which is just a fist pump.

I wish I knew how to code characters.

[LightFlare_Da_Realest]

Granted, but you're private.

 

I wish for faster internet.

Didn't see that. We were composing our post at the same time.

[Neo_Fire_Sonic]

granted, but now you forget how to code anything else and you can't sprite

 

i wish i was a lucario.

[Dan]

Granted, but you're captured for pokedex completion purpose.

 

i wish Dio Brando was real.