The Genie Game

[PlasmoidThunder]

Granted, but because you stole it, you get beaten up by Batman... And then arrested.

I wish to understand how to understand the understanding of how to understand the understanding of how to understand the understanding of how to understand the understanding of how to underst-

[Hellzone]

Granted but now you understand nothing

i wish for god like coding skills

[TotalDramaXtremist]

Granted, but those god-like skills lead to broken characters.

I wish for money.

[Dan]

Granted, but its made of plastic

i wish Pokemons where real

[Mimir]

Granted, but you only catch Sunkern.

I wish I could teleport.

[Dan]

Granted, but you always appear 300ft in mid air

i wish i could always listen music anywhere, like in a game

[Big Green]

Granted, but this is the only song you hear.

I wish for the rarest pepe.

[Seadragon77]

You get it, but the pepe is not really that rare.. in fact, it's been used.

I wish for a monkey butler and a Zangoose to fight against.

[Mimir]

Granted, but you end up severely injured after every fight.

I wish I had artistic talent. 

[FlipSide]

Granted, but this is the best thing you can draw.

 

I wish i could afford adobe after effects.

[Big Green]

Granted, but that's the last thing you buy for the rest of your life.

I wish for some cheesies.

[Neo_Fire_Sonic]

granted but it is the cheesiest

 

I wish for the sonic mario fighter game

[Seadragon77]

Wish granted, but the game is full of Mario and Sonic clones and have all sorts of NSFW type moves.

I wish for more wishes.

[Mimir]

Granted, but the extra wishes can only be used to wish for less wishes.

I wish I could change the outcomes of random events to whatever I wanted.

[FlipSide]

Granted, but those random events lead to world war 3.

 

i wish i could make this intro with my name on it. ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)

[Eduardo Merenda]

The video was deleted before I could place your order; so... not granted.

 

I wish to go to enjoy sleeping on a bed of nails.