The Genie Game

[Hellzone]

Granted but you get your head cut off and turned into chicken nuggets

 

i wish i could go super sayian 4

[TotalDramaXtremist]

Granted but you get your head cut off and turned into chicken nuggets

 

i wish i could go super sayian 4

Granted, but your transformation is considered non-canon.

I wish for a Demon Sword like Crona.

[FlipSide]

Granted , but its one of those dumb rubber swords.

 

i wish that the Five Nights At Freddy's community wasn't so terrible.

[TotalDramaXtremist]

Granted, but you're the only one complaining afterwards.

 

I wish for a steak.

[Flowering Knight]

Granted, but all you're getting is porked.

 

I wish I were a bird.

[Big Green]

Granted, but you become Kaepora and Osaka says "OH MAI GAHHHHH!"

 

I wish any character I vote in any of MFG's character awards instantly wins.

[Hellzone]

granted but then you can never vote again

 

i wish for one million dollars

[TotalDramaXtremist]

Granted, but it's all in blood money, and the mafia steals it back.

 

I wish that the BSOD never existed.

[Hellzone]

Granted but now your BSOD looks like this

 

https://files.nyu.edu/ssc311/public/bsod/bsod13.gif

 

I wish for cheese

[Big Green]

Granted, but then you get Nicholas Cage & Shaquille O' Neal's acting.

 

I wish people weren't genwunners.

[Hellzone]

Granted but now you are the only genwunner

 

i wish that i had an iq of 197

[Dan]

Garnted, but you forget everything every 3 minutes.

 

i wish i had a dakimakura.

[Hellzone]

Granted but its a dakimakura pillow

 

i wish i had 1000 rep

[LightFlare_Da_Realest]

Granted but its a dakimakura pillow

 

i wish i had 1000 rep

Granted but it's just 1000 pushups.

I wish CM Punk would return to WWE.

[TotalDramaXtremist]

Granted, but he makes like Brock Lesnar and only appears three or four times a year.

 

I wish people would stop whining over Punk leaving the WWE.

[LightFlare_Da_Realest]

Granted, but he makes like Brock Lesnar and only appears three or four times a year.

 

I wish people would stop whining over Punk leaving the WWE.

Granted. Instead they just physically assault the complainers who complain about their complaining.

I wish for fish.

[Mister Fael]

Granted. Instead they just physically assault the complainers who complain about their complaining.

I wish for fish.

Granted, but the fish is rotten

 

I wish for an Original Joke

[Big Green]

Granted, but it is a joke told by MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER, BLONIC!

 

I wish Paul Blart 2 didn't suck.

[Prodigal Trailblazer]

granted. it blows instead...

 

I wish my laptop could play games. without threatening to explode.

[Hellzone]

Granted you laptop will no longer explod but it cant play any games

 

i wish that i would get my gaming pc sooner then a month

[Flowering Knight]

Granted, but it's comprised of Legos and therefore doesn't work.

 

 

I wish for some humanity.

[A person]

Granted, but it only lasts for one second.

 

I wish for my own personal maid.

[Hellzone]

granted but instead of cleaning she makes messes

 

i wish that it was not 90 degrees today

[Big Green]

Granted, but now it is 91 degrees.

 

I wish I didnt't suck at fighting games.

[Hellzone]

granted but now you suck at every other game

 

i wish that i could see threw walls