Thunderstudent Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 So what is your best insult? The one that leaves people with nothing to counter you to with. Example: FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR MOTHER, FUCK YOUR DOG AND FUCK YOUR GOLDFISH, YOU COCK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKER!!!! WHAT YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! DON'T FUCK YOU, YOUR MOM OR YOUR GOLD FISH, THE 3 OF YOU AREN'T EVEN WORTH IT, I WOULDN'T LET MY FRIENDS FUCK YOU I WOULDN'T EVEN LET MY WORST ENEMY FUCK YOU GUYS!!!! YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY UNFUCK WORTHY!!!! Insults aren't to be taken seriously, it's just something stupid I thought up at 1:50 am with no sleep and lots of suger. Have fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otasira Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Uhh.. at the top of my head.. "You are like every first try at an experiment, a complete failure". It's not that good, but It's the best I could do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperCatMeow Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 You aren't going to fuck my mother she isn't related to you.... That's all I've got lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reigizuo_78 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 "Y u mad tho? Smile, Jesus Loves You!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helltoast Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 A pointy object to the head. I'm not sure you'd consider that an insult, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okami Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Eh.. depends what subject... so there isn't a really "best insult for me". Maybe one good insult is... "An idiot will never fully understand a gentleman's debate, nor will he understand the meaning of life." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlazEdge21 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 "Talking to you is like talking to a rock, it never says anything." thats all i can think of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetfire13 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thekillnator Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Best insult hmmm ok i'll try. you need to go fuck yourself and suck the biggest cock you can find in hell! cause your life means nothing to everyone around you! lol well at least i tried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheYukiKonata Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 " Drink a Glass of Better" "You sound like you curdling cock there bro" "Your like EA Sports, your big" "Shut the fuck up squeaker, your not even old enough to play a gamecube" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlazEdge21 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 "Shut the fuck up squeaker, your not even old enough to play a gamecube" ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raremew Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 sorry I dont converse with the retarded, go suck a dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thekillnator Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 ok i got some more. Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory. Your so ugly Hello kitty said goodbye to you. Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing we are family. With a face like yours, I wish i was blind. lol and that's it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlazEdge21 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 lol/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheYukiKonata Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 "Shut up before I slap you in the penis" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlazEdge21 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 "Shut up before I slap you in the penis" Rofl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dncelestinx96 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Racist Jokes r my Forte Problem anyone? LightFlare_Da_Realest 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightFlare_Da_Realest Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Not really my forte but... If God doesn't like ugly, then YOU'RE the only person I could kill and still be in complience with the TEN COMMANDMENTS! and.. If beauty is skin deep...then you're a SKELETON!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBScourge Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 "You're like the Hindenburg, You're only relevant when you're on fire" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheYukiKonata Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 " I love you just like hitler loved the jews" "Your so bad kid that you should change your name to Glass Joe" " Im beating you so bad you should change your name to Rodney King" "Girls dont want to go out with you cause they dont need another pussy" "You might not believe in anything but Im gonna make you believe in the ass kicking im bout 2 give you" "You remind me of a lonley penis cause you get beaten all the time" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlazEdge21 Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 here are some: "If you were on a ship, We'd throw you overboard." "Talking to you is like reading a children's book." "Your the reason people turn gay" "Oh, whats that I cant hear you with that dick in your mouth." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightFlare_Da_Realest Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 When God created you, he broke the mold..... ...so he would NEVER MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoukiny Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 One to make someone cry, its evil and fuck the shit out of the person mind, but again it better in french and i am just making the traduction : You are badly loved. French : Tu es mal-aimé. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex✭Cᴀʜᴍ Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Cant belive they actually do this post!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Batros Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Cant belive they actually do this post!!! .. thats a sign of were going in the right direction with this .......... & heres Mine............... I Bet The Best Part Of You Ran Down The Crack Of Your Mothers Ass The Night u Were Conceived Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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