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Ok I bet half of the supposed Touhou fans in this forum don't even know where the fuck the (9) joke came from so I will tell it how it is:


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This is a manual for a Touhou game, As you can see, Cirno is on screen and  she is reffered with the circled 9 symbol, in the item 9 you can clearly see with a bit of hiragana/katakana background that it says "baka", which translates to idiot. I don't know how that picked up but all touhou meems kind of suck to suck completely sooooo..

Now shove off all of ya Touhou fan posers, or I'll roast yas!

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Although modern kappa are often portrayed as cute and mostly harmless, during the Edo period they were monsters who had a particularly vicious method of killing their victims. In probably one of the strangest bits of Japanese folklore, it is said that human beings have something in their body called a shirikodama (尻子玉), which translates literally as “small anus ball.” The ball is nestled either immediately inside the anus, or deeper inside the intestines or the stomach. You have a magical ball in your butt, and kappa want it. The kappa have a preferred method of extraction: It was said that in the water, a kappa would come from below, extend an arm upwards and stick a hand up your anus to extract the ball.

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