The Quote of the Day thread

[RicePigeon]

Post notable quotes of the day from anywhere, whether its from here on MFFA, a chatroom, people, new articles, or anything really.

 

From IMT:

This is my first MUGEN character.
It's an edit of One Winged Angel's Urien to give it MVC-styled play.
I really hope this is enjoyable.
Here's your link.
file:///C:/Users/Mark/Desktop/MVC%20-%20Eternity%20of%20Heroes/chars/MVCUrien.rar
 If that doesn't work, just go to this link, then click on "MVCUrien.rar"
file:///C:/Users/Mark/Desktop/MVC%20-%20Eternity%20of%20Heroes/chars/

[The Unexpected Visitor]

watch how people will suddenly make this a dumpster of hentai quotes

[Cook4251]

Oh let's see how this QOTD thread will go.

[Shinzaki]

Are we MFG yet?

[Mister Fael]

Yay, more spam!

 

 

[Mʀ. Sтᴇαl-Yoᴜя-Wαεfυ]

"You killed them kiddies, but you soft as fuck. Scared of water, pussy cant even get in a tub. Is that your own gore, or your mom's gore? This aint what she meant when she said for you to swim more."

-Freddy Krueger to Jason

[Solarflared]

"What you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
-The Principal, to Billy Madison

[NijikakuFan61]

"What?" - The Big Bad Wolf, Shrek 2

[Superkingkong65]

"Does he look like a bitch?" - Jules, Pulp Fiction

[Trinitronity]

"DO A BARREL ROLL!" - Peppy Hare, Starfox Zero: The Battle Begins (as well as Starfox 64)

[Prodigal Trailblazer]

"Kill you off with an explosion!

Get up bitches!

Kamikaze on you hos I'm a sacrificial lamb."

~Twista.

[Dumanios]

"I hate sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere." - Anakin Skywalker.

[NijikakuFan61]

"IT IS TIME FOR THE ANTI-FUN!" - Bad Time Simulator

[Trinitronity]

What the frosted flakes did you just frootloop about me you little captain crunch? I’ll have you know I’m a part of a balanced breakfast and have under 300 confirmed calories per a serving. You are nothing to me. Just a generic brand. I will pour milk into my cereal at the perfect consistency for a television commercial, mark my words. You think you can get away with eating candy for breakfast? Think again reese’s puff cereal. As of right now I am going to my local grocery story store and purchasing boxes of cherrios so you better prepare for a cholesterol drop. The cholesterol drop that makes you bee happy and bee healthy. Your chances of having a heart attack have been lowered. You can eat cereal anytime, everyday and can buy over 700 different brands, and that’s just general mills cereal. Not only can I buy general mills cereal, a part of a balanced breakfast, but I also have access to all Kellogg’s brand cereal and will use it to its fullest extent to wipe your that miserable fat off the face of your diet. If only you could have known what holy benefits eating cereal every day would bring upon you, maybe you would have eaten it with your orange juice and toast. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price by dieting. I will send boxtops to all schools and they will drown in school supplies. You’rrrrrrrreee great, kiddo.

[Zio]

BUT HO HO HO THIS TIME HE'S MEGA-COCK, THE FASTEST enjoyable human being IN THE WORLD. 1.21 GIGAWATTS MARTY, LET'S GO BACK TO THE loving FUTURE.

[Trinitronity]

On 21.4.2016 at 8:46 PM, Daniel9999999 said:

watch how people will suddenly make this a dumpster of hentai quotes

I guess Daniel's predictions is starting to become true...

[Solarflared]

"Did you just have a brain fart?"
~C.O. Salem, G.I. Jane

[Trinitronity]

"It's time to chew ass."

~Dick Kickem

[Kazagami]

"I win! Part 3 is over!"

 

~ZZ

[DuckMannnn]

"Raaarrghuurhrrhur" - Chewbacca

[Big Fella]

'I only need my foot to defeat you!" - Super Vegito

[NijikakuFan61]

"b0rf" - Odie, Garfielf Joins the Gatlantic Empire

[DuckMannnn]

"OOOOOOOOH You'll be pumping Ovaltine!" 

Indian Thriller - Girly Man

[StrongestPotato]

"do you want to be a hero!? THEN DIE ALREADY!"
Roman Torchwick

[Big Green]

"Well you see, Luigi. When a Paisano puts his spaghetti doodle in a Mama-Mia's ravioli, a little bambino covered in prosciutto comes out about 9 months later."

- Mario, Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 1