U avin a bubble mate cuz if u iz then u can fok right off ya hear? I'll whack u one I will.
Alternatively...
Excuse me, dear sir. Is it possible that you're exhibiting an expression commonly known as laughter based on something I just so happened to write a small while ago on this very website? If this is indeed the case, I advise you to remove yourself from the vicinity with all due haste, do you understand? I'm afraid that I simply cannot control my actions should you decide to ignore my polite request regarding the alleged expressed laughter brought forward by yourself, and it may result in an unfortunate casualty.
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