A person

Granted, but now the sentence has too much space. I wish I could make things better by touching them.

Granted, but now people overreact to the obvious. I wish I could be a Nighteater.

Granted, but it's actually just a monochrome bear. I wish people would roleplay on Whirled.

Granted, but now Shrek has a massive number of sequels a la Final Fantasy. I wish I could take my head off without dying.

Granted, but it poops all over your head and repeatedly pecks you. I wish I had a mountain of beef.

Granted, but the team never wins another. Granted, but they all try to attack you. I wish I could play as Master Hand.

Granted, but you live on top of Mount Fuji. I wish I could grow an apple tree in a day.

Granted, but in order to take out his frustration, he beats you up. I wish there was a playable Catsaber in MUGEN.

Granted, but it's actually black pepper made by a company called Doctor. I wish for a chest full of booty.

Goodness, this is looking better and better! I'm all hyped up now!

Updated 1 May 2015.

Granted, but it's a story about getting shot in the heart, and you being to blame because you gave love a bad name. I wish I could record videos on my desktop.

Granted, but it's Broly. And he tears you apart. I wish...for a giant ball of yarn.

I thought it was actually larger than that, but thanks anyway!

Hello. I'm looking for the screenpack shown in this video. Unfortunately, the website it used to be hosted on is no longer available. I am also wanting a tutorial for the custom portraits, if possible. Thanks in advance!

After looking at Hamakaze and seeing how buggy it was, I don't have very high hopes for this one, either. EDIT:I was right. EXTREMELY weak attacks, hardly any sprite changing, and glitches galore, I can easily say that Hamakaze is leagues better even with its countless bugs. It was as if they didn't even try with it!

Whoa...that Midnight Bliss...I could definitely see Oyaji making a Madoka. It just looks amazing!

Ooooh, this looks really cool! Definitely going to replace my current screenpack with this, because the one I use doesn't support HD, much to my dismay. Hopefully it sees the light of day!

Ahhhh, it's so beautiful! Needed another stage like this, thank you!

Very nice character, very fun to play with. I hope Oyaji makes more characters like this, because I would definitely use them!

Ooh, reminds me of Aquapazza! Can't wait to try this one out!

She may be based off of Lunathia from Wonderful World.

Does anyone happen to know the author of this character?

Honestly, at this point in time, it's too late to revive it. Now what I'm trying to do is at least provide a spark for the roleplaying community to flourish one last time. Right now, it's just...utter garbage. Here you are: http://www.whirled.com

Not really, it's more of a...community game where the community makes most of the things you see, though it's slowly dying now because it's broken. :(