RicePigeon Posted August 26, 2014 Posted August 26, 2014 http://www.queerty.com/man-arrested-after-jars-and-jars-of-human-penises-discovered-in-his-apartment-20140816 A 52-year-old man nicknamed the “Penis Collector” has been arrested by police in Slavonski Brod, a small city in eastern Croatia, on suspicion of possessing a collection of human body organs. The man was apprehended earlier this week. When authorities entered his apartment they found jars and jars of human penises soaking in formaldehyde. According to sources, the man, whose name has not been released, works as a registered nurse at a city hospital. He has no criminal record and has been described by some as “a family man,” though others say he is an alcoholic who often showed up to work drunk. “On behalf of all employees of the hospital, I have to say that we are very unpleasantly surprised by an event that threw a shadow over this hospital,” a hospital spokesperson said. “Our apologies to families of the deceased.” It is unclear how exactly police learned about the “collection.” Also unclear is how the man got his hands on so many human penises, though it is believed they were cut off from the dead bodies of hospital patients. The man, who has since been released from custody, now awaits criminal charges for disturbing the deceased, which has a maximum sentence of up to two years in jail. Seriously, this guy is a dick... :p
Mister Fael Posted August 26, 2014 Posted August 26, 2014 According to sources, the man, whose name has not been released, works as a registered nurse at a city hospital. He has no criminal record and has been described by some as “a family man,” though others say he is an alcoholic who often showed up to work drunk. Why the fuck a Nurse got away from showing up drunk in a hospital?
LightFlare_Da_Realest Posted August 29, 2014 Posted August 29, 2014 ^Good point. Do your best to become stronger. Become stronger, so you can do your best
subzerokid100 Posted August 29, 2014 Posted August 29, 2014 my only response THE FUCK have an ice day
GuyZero32k4 Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 He probably told people who saw those jars before he got caught "Those are Venna Sauages..." Sick fucker....
LansingWolverine Posted September 1, 2014 Posted September 1, 2014 I have no way to respond to this... Yup. He's so bad that if he gets a pain in his neck, he doesn't go to the chiropractor, he throws himself out the window."Hump... be right back...." *drops 40 stories* "Feel better now." Geese's doctor calls it "fall king Kong therapy."
Ryon Posted September 5, 2014 Posted September 5, 2014 He definately loves Dick. - Characters - / - Stages - / - Screenpacks - / - Lifebars - / - Fonts - / - Full Games - / - Templates -
Neo_Fire_Sonic Posted September 5, 2014 Posted September 5, 2014 He definately loves Dick. I bet that guys win quote is "Yeah suck my dick" -play gaem, gaem iz kul
FastFlash Posted September 6, 2014 Posted September 6, 2014 I guess you could say he was... kinda of a dick... AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Signatures are lame
Neo_Fire_Sonic Posted September 8, 2014 Posted September 8, 2014 i bet this guy wishes he was at pen-island now BrawlTheMan and LansingWolverine 2 -play gaem, gaem iz kul
FastFlash Posted September 8, 2014 Posted September 8, 2014 He's going to prison, it must be hard for him... Okay, I'll stop now... Signatures are lame
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