RicePigeon Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 http://www.queerty.com/man-arrested-after-jars-and-jars-of-human-penises-discovered-in-his-apartment-20140816 A 52-year-old man nicknamed the “Penis Collector” has been arrested by police in Slavonski Brod, a small city in eastern Croatia, on suspicion of possessing a collection of human body organs. The man was apprehended earlier this week. When authorities entered his apartment they found jars and jars of human penises soaking in formaldehyde. According to sources, the man, whose name has not been released, works as a registered nurse at a city hospital. He has no criminal record and has been described by some as “a family man,” though others say he is an alcoholic who often showed up to work drunk. “On behalf of all employees of the hospital, I have to say that we are very unpleasantly surprised by an event that threw a shadow over this hospital,” a hospital spokesperson said. “Our apologies to families of the deceased.” It is unclear how exactly police learned about the “collection.” Also unclear is how the man got his hands on so many human penises, though it is believed they were cut off from the dead bodies of hospital patients. The man, who has since been released from custody, now awaits criminal charges for disturbing the deceased, which has a maximum sentence of up to two years in jail. Seriously, this guy is a dick... :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Fael Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 According to sources, the man, whose name has not been released, works as a registered nurse at a city hospital. He has no criminal record and has been described by some as “a family man,” though others say he is an alcoholic who often showed up to work drunk. Why the fuck a Nurse got away from showing up drunk in a hospital? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightFlare_Da_Realest Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 ^Good point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
subzerokid100 Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 my only response THE FUCK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyZero32k4 Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 He probably told people who saw those jars before he got caught "Those are Venna Sauages..." Sick fucker.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LansingWolverine Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 I have no way to respond to this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryon Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 He definately loves Dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo_Fire_Sonic Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 He definately loves Dick. I bet that guys win quote is "Yeah suck my dick" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FastFlash Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 I guess you could say he was... kinda of a dick... AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo_Fire_Sonic Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 i bet this guy wishes he was at pen-island now BrawlTheMan and LansingWolverine 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FastFlash Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 He's going to prison, it must be hard for him... Okay, I'll stop now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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