The Genie Game

[Prodigal Trailblazer]

granted but he develops the ego of kanye west and the attitude of all the kardashians combined.

 

I wish i didnt have to sort out all my clothes and whatnot ive collected over the past 4 years

[Dan]

Granted, but you get any new clothes

 

i wish i could have super intelligence

[TotalDramaXtremist]

Granted, but you eventually collapse due to the weight of your ego.

 

I wish for a 1-foot sub.

[Hellzone]

granted but its a 1 foot replica of a submarine 

 

i wish that there where more races to choose from in dragon ball xenoverse

[TotalDramaXtremist]

granted but its a 1 foot replica of a submarine

 

Saw that one coming. :p

i wish that there where more races to choose from in dragon ball xenoverse

Granted, but they are DLC.

I wish for a Subway.

[Hellzone]

granted but it's closed.

 

i wish i had more video games.

[Neo_Fire_Sonic]

granted but they all suck, bad graphics 0/10 "IGN (don't tell me you didn't see this coming)

 

I wish for my little pony

[Hellzone]

Granted but its but the dvd box set

 

i wish for some candy

[Neo_Fire_Sonic]

granted but its poo flavored

 

i wish i had a picture of the coolest thing in the world

[Dan]

Granted, but its 15x15 JPEG

 

i wish for a Stand (JoJo)

[Neo_Fire_Sonic]

granted but it STANDS on you

 

i wish 2 b mc champ

[Hellzone]

granted but your the master cheater champ

 

i wish my candy was not poo flavored 

[Kazagami]

granted, but its pee flavored now.

 

i wish for three more wishes

[Big Green]

Granted, but all three wishes will be botched like the rest of the ones in this thread.

 

I wish comcast didn't exist

[Neo_Fire_Sonic]

granted but then i kill you for making the only internet service i have not exist(seriously, i need those mofos)

 

i wish it wasn't hard to make those flash videos people stopped making

[Dan]

Granted, but you can't do anything but make flash videos (also i didn't got the "people stopped making" part)

 

i wish for infinite char slots

[Hellzone]

granted but there all filled with magickarps

 

i wish for taco bell

[DBScourge]

You get diarrhea so awful, you begin to defecate bile

 

 

I wish non-console exclusive games could be played cross-platform

[Hellzone]

granted but your console is now broken

 

i wish i had 1 million subs on youtube

[Dan]

Granted, but nobody can view your videos anymore

 

i wish i could run at super light speed.

[Big Green]

Granted, but you lose control when you go SANIC FAST!!!!

 

I wish Venom was in MvC3 and UMvC3.

[Dan]

Granted, but he can't do anything but weak punch

 

i wish i could never need to sleep again

[DBScourge]

Granted, but you only have 3 months to live

 

I wish I had temporal abilities (Slowing, Hastening & Stopping time)

[Neo_Fire_Sonic]

 (also i didn't got the "people stopped making" part)

(People stopped making cheesy flash videos on youtube, mainly the sonic ones.)

also, granted, but time gets so slow that you can't do shit

 

I wish for a car that teleports

[Dan]

Granted, but it can only teleport 1 inch.

 

i wish i could see the future.