The Genie Game

[LightFlare_Da_Realest]

Granted but all you can see are naked old ladies.

I wish for a new dbz that totally negated DBGT and gave the series the awesome ending it deserves.

[Flowering Knight]

Granted, but it's a sequel to Evolution.

 

I wish for more waifu.

[Big Green]

Granted, but it ruins your laifu.

 

I wish for some ice cream.

[Dan]

Granted, but it has a horrible flavor.

 

i wish for a door (my room doesn't have one btw)

[TotalDramaXtremist]

Granted, but it has a mind of its own and opens and closes non-stop.

I wish for some Red Velvet cake.

[Hellzone]

Granted but in the process of buying the cake you are robbed and the cake is stolen

 

i wish for super powers

[Dan]

Granted, but your only super power is to turn into a stone

i wish i could buy more SF2 figures

[LightFlare_Da_Realest]

Granted but it's "Strip Fighter 2"

I wish I could control the weather.

[Prodigal Trailblazer]

granted but you can only make super tornadoes.

 

Wish i didnt have health problems.

[LightFlare_Da_Realest]

Granted but now you have social studies problems.

I wish I could start my life over again.

[lyr]

Granted but you live your new life the same way as before. 

 

I wish this thread would end.

[TotalDramaXtremist]

Granted, but a new thread ends up being created within the next 24 hours.

 

I wish that LEGACY+ was released.

[Prodigal Trailblazer]

Granted, but due to not having a promotion campaigh of any kind. no one learns of it until 20 years later.

 

i wish i had 3 dedicated friends to play pc games with...

[Hellzone]

Granted but none of them have the same pc games as you

 

i wish i could buy the new expac for world of warcraft sooner

[LightFlare_Da_Realest]

Granted but it's this guy...

I wish I was a highly skilled MMA fighter.

[Hellzone]

Granted but you become banned from mma

 

i wish i had the money to go to summer jam

[Prodigal Trailblazer]

Granted but it is cancelled

 

I wish for gundams!

[LightFlare_Da_Realest]

Granted but theyre just action figures.

I wish everyday was like an role-playing game.

[Dan]

Granted, but you get interrupted by monsters atack every 10 seconds

 

i wish i could fix everything i touch.

[LightFlare_Da_Realest]

Granted but contriversly anything you touch that isn't broke breaks on contact.

I wish I was a hero.

[Big Green]

Granted, but YOUR PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAAD!

 

I wish for a taco.

[A person]

Granted, but it's made of stone.

 

I wish I could eat raw meat without getting sick.

[Hellzone]

Granted but all of your teeth fall out and u can not eat it anymore

 

i wish that my only super power was not the ablility to turn into stone

[LightFlare_Da_Realest]

Granted but now you turn into cotton.

I wish you could end world hunger without causing worldwide obesity.

[Flowering Knight]

Granted, but everyone is now a cannibal.

 

I wish this sentence wasn't colored white.