RicePigeon

Ooooh roleplay? I can do that... Aight.. I put on my robe and wizard hat...

if this guy could be in the new ssb (even though unlikely) i'd be super happy

and wouldn't be disappointed from this game

 

RIP Baton Pass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SCKrMBv75c

What have I done?

Funny way of spelling Heat Crash :P

Assuming a +40 base attack increase:

252+ Atk Primal Groudon Heat Crash (100BP) vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Xerneas in Sun: 375-442 (95.1 - 112.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO after Stealth Rock

252+ Atk Primal Groudon Flare Blitz vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Xerneas in Sun: 450-531 (114.2 - 134.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO

252+ Atk Primal Groudon Heat Crash (60BP) vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Kyogre in Sun: 118-139 (34.5 - 40.6%) -- guaranteed 3HKO after Stealth Rock

252+ Atk Primal Groudon Flare Blitz vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Kyogre in Sun: 235-277 (68.7 - 80.9%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Stealth Rock

252+ Atk Primal Groudon Heat Crash (80BP) vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Arceus in Sun: 247-292 (55.6 - 65.7%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Stealth Rock

252+ Atk Primal Groudon Flare Blitz vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Arceus in Sun: 370-436 (83.3 - 98.1%) -- 68.8% chance to OHKO after Stealth Rock

252+ Atk Primal Groudon Heat Crash (60BP) vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Palkia in Sun: 54-64 (16.7 - 19.8%) -- possible 5HKO after Stealth Rock

252+ Atk Primal Groudon Flare Blitz vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Palkia in Sun: 108-127 (33.5 - 39.4%) -- guaranteed 3HKO after Stealth Rock

252+ Atk Primal Groudon Heat Crash (100BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Yveltal in Sun: 375-442 (95.4 - 112.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO after Stealth Rock

252+ Atk Primal Groudon Flare Blitz vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Yveltal in Sun: 450-531 (114.5 - 135.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO

And these are only the S and A+ threats in ubers where Heat Crash and Flare Blitz aren't at the same base power. Out of all of them, only Xerneas and Yveltal are guaranteed OHKOed by both.

Why do I get the feeling Salamence and Metagross will be salvaged gain Mega Evos this time around?

*inb4GaleWingsMegaMenceandBulletproofMegaGross*

x2, you mean. Drought shenanigans, even if its only for 5 turns now.

Unless they made Groudon able to learn Flare Blitz now or something...

"Im good at sucking dicks"

• Kyogre & Groudon devos officially confirmed as Primal Kyogre and Primal Groudon
• Primal Groudon confirmed for Ground/Fire typing
• November 21st release date for NA & JP, Nov 28 for EU.

Needs more Tombstoner

Maybe this time Palquaza's legs wont be so stubby *shot*

Yukari Yakumo appeared and shat

It has been confirmed that the epsiode of Pokémon Get☆TV that is due to air on June 15th is to feature a large scoop of the latest Pokémon Omega Ruby & Alpha Sapphire information. As stated last month, the issue of CoroCoro, due out at the end of next week, promises to have new information as well so it is likely to be a repeat of that information. We'll post the information as soon as we get it

Hype train pulling in on platform 3

And Harley Quinn was born.

Johnny Young Bosch's annoying voice

:}

 

No more pirates. Yup. None at all. Totally not jinxing it or anything. Nu-uh. Nope. Nyet. Not at all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0wQzq9Yzg

Too late

and cows always say "moo"

brb gonna go install ubuntu

Its almost like a haiku

"I am not into piss"

pole drenched in piss. To

And once the system is removed, then they'll be just like the dragonballs; inert

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pSmhZFbCy0&feature=kp

You are not super sand lesbian