PlasmoidThunder

The whole "flew away on a toilet" part sounds like my kind of random. One day I was just walking through the desert, when I suddenly died. Luckily, my dog started meowing so the whole world exploded, so not only did I die, but so did the chickens. Shortly after, nothing happened. The beginning.

I don't like characters that can move before the round officially starts, let alone attack.

I don't know, I didn't code MUGEN's default AI

You put "paste", not "pace" :P

This, sir, sounds just like something I'd make up

I believe most (if not all) of Kamekaze's creations have stupidly high hitsuns. Captain Falcon is a poorly balanced character for many reasons, including this. In about 3-4 hits, you've lost nearly half of your health, he can kick you back into the air from liedown to proceed in kicking your arse, he turtles a lot when you try to attack him, and then the overkill AI just puts the cherry on the grotesque, deformed cake.

Time to hit to brick. And die. But then get better. Eh, g'night

Though they are annoying. I suppose we're all too old to hear the REALLY high pitched sounds. I believe they sent a message to Japanese gamers' heads saying: Go downstairs. Go into the kitchen. Take out a knife. Make yourself a sandwich. Though I suppose the last part of the message kept coming across as "Kill yourself you sad bitch."

Counterproductivity! Steady Metagross is awesome! Though his Meteor Mash doesn't raise his attack, Hammer Arm doesn't lower his speed, and he isn't affected by status ailments and other stat loss.

Indeed. Seemingly every new release is worthless tripe, so go spy on the news section.

S'more! -Jellypuss -Poisonberry -Fangy the Raptor -Anything by Idiot -Anything by Unknown Creator -Anything by PinkiePie11

Yeah, "Royalty" does sound rather gay. Are you guys queens, perhaps?

Headphone users, don't listen :P

When the cows come home, I'm going to shoot the lot of them for running away!

There's a Pokémon collection. Almost everything in it is terrible, ESPECIALLY the two in the Junk section. I definitely need to work on reformating the layout to make it easier to get the character you want.

Said characters were probably made with gamepad users in mind.

The greatest thread indeed. Surpassed only by MFG's "does it exist" thread.

I thought so. It's a shame to pour water on your lovely little campfire, but I already know of two hi-res chibi characters, both are Pokémon. You could always put a limit on how many can be on-screen at one point.

Fixed :)

By chibi, I assume you mean small (smaller than KFM, at least)?

He sure is a Marvel of a robot...

Oh no! I forgot to warn you about this place! You shouldn't be here! None of us should! ... Just kidding :3

Rotom used to do that. I changed something, and now he gets in there, right off the bat.

You can't expect me sit here for hours on end thinking up EVERY god-awful character that exists! I simply noted the ones I can remember off the top of my head.

*thwack* "Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!"