PlasmoidThunder

"Testicle" — Loligator

Catches Premier Ball. Sells to PokéMart. Buys "medicine"

Nui Rama can't combo - I think he's meant to be a boss character, what with the super armor and all that. I find him a bit weak to be a boss though. Toa Mata (or just Tahu) kills you with shield breaking properties rather than combos, but damn does Tahu spam his fire sword over and over and over...

I'll combo my breakfast into lunch and finish it up with dinner! Dio: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL!

MvC EoH template -_- Though I don't believe Nui Rama and Toa Mata use this template, neither do they use the same method. I can't locate it, but it's in there somewhere, and it allows them to move and attack before the round starts.

I can read all of that. The black theme is more of a dark grey.

I WILL SPEAK IN A COLOUR THAT I CAN BARELY SEE IN THE EDITOR!

I agree. "Odd" barely scratches the surface of the true potato.

It appears my thoughts of the 3DS version being more of a Tamagotchi have been watered down, much to my approval: http://www.latinospost.com/articles/10314/20130124/wii-u-super-smash-bros-4-rumors.htm Main highlight: The publication also sites rumors from 2012 and asserts that the title could be called "Super Smash Bros. Universe" and that the 3DS version could be called "Super Smash Bros Dreams." The rumor for "Dreams" was based off a report from Zelda Informer that states that the Wii U version will focus on modern characters while the 3DS iteration will emphasize retro characters such as Donkey Kong Jr., Mach Rider, Ridley, and Stanley the Bug Man among others. I bolded the important parts :3

And thus the clouds produced semen. Snow will never been seen in the same way again

Worth the wait.

Darkrai + Deoxys = Slenderman. And on that bombshell, g'night.

The irony :P

Pro avatar you have there Fael. I love the contrast between grey and white!

Because they can position themselves to execute dastardly combos before you can do anything. I just don't like it. Only a few of the characters in my roster do that, and two can attack before the round starts.

The whole "flew away on a toilet" part sounds like my kind of random. One day I was just walking through the desert, when I suddenly died. Luckily, my dog started meowing so the whole world exploded, so not only did I die, but so did the chickens. Shortly after, nothing happened. The beginning.

I don't like characters that can move before the round officially starts, let alone attack.

I don't know, I didn't code MUGEN's default AI

You put "paste", not "pace" :P

This, sir, sounds just like something I'd make up

I believe most (if not all) of Kamekaze's creations have stupidly high hitsuns. Captain Falcon is a poorly balanced character for many reasons, including this. In about 3-4 hits, you've lost nearly half of your health, he can kick you back into the air from liedown to proceed in kicking your arse, he turtles a lot when you try to attack him, and then the overkill AI just puts the cherry on the grotesque, deformed cake.

Time to hit to brick. And die. But then get better. Eh, g'night

Though they are annoying. I suppose we're all too old to hear the REALLY high pitched sounds. I believe they sent a message to Japanese gamers' heads saying: Go downstairs. Go into the kitchen. Take out a knife. Make yourself a sandwich. Though I suppose the last part of the message kept coming across as "Kill yourself you sad bitch."

Counterproductivity! Steady Metagross is awesome! Though his Meteor Mash doesn't raise his attack, Hammer Arm doesn't lower his speed, and he isn't affected by status ailments and other stat loss.

Indeed. Seemingly every new release is worthless tripe, so go spy on the news section.