The Quote of the Day thread

[StrongestPotato]

"locked!"
Egon Spengler after finding a locked door in the Real Ghostbusters

"UN-locked!"
Winston Zeddmore after firing a proton ray to the lock, destroying it

[Lillie's 音MADs]

10 hours ago, NijikakuFan61 said:

you bastard...

 

YOU BASTARD

 

you're making me cry now! STOP IT, GODDAMNIT!

Hey dude, you're not the only one crying right now. I'm crying too. We all miss Mr. Rogers.

[Dumanios]

"My friend traded me a Duskull and he called it "Dudeskull" and I wanted to rename and I went to the name rater in Eterna City so that I can give it another name but he tells me:

"Dudeskull, is it?
That is a truly impeccable name!"

And he wont let me change it!

whats up with that? Duderskull is not an impeccable name, it is a STUPID name why cant I change it :angry face:" - Pokepizza

 

" oh but I dont want to tell him he chose a stupid name because that will offend him (he always chooses lame names for his pokemons)

Maybe i'll steal his DS when he is not looking and then do the trade and change the name myself

 

oh boy I hope he doesnt read these forums" - Pokepizza

 

" What do you mean that you hope I dont read these forums? It was ME WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THESE FORUMS" - Ethan

 

http://www.rarityguide.com/forums/pokemon-center/4676-name-rater-eterna-city-refuses-change-my-duskulls-name-help.html

 

That whole thread is a gem.

[Trinitronity]

 

[Masterhand128]

"Who gives a shit about big foot?

Men´s asses."

-Danny from Tourettes Guy.

[TMC55]

"Who needs to be civilized when you have violence?"

-TMC55

[StrongestPotato]

THAT'S A BIG URSA!

the heroic phrase Russel Thrush said before forfeiting (like a complete coward) from a fight

[Masterhand128]

"Truck driver?

I ain't no truck driver. I'm a janitor. That's right, baby, I just bought this truck straight cash. I got cigarettes for me and my family the rest of our lives!

I'M RICH, BIATCH!"

-A Man in truck from Chapelle´s Show.

[Dan]

"I wanna take you for a ride!" *trumpets*

- Marvel VS Capcom 2 character select

[Scrombo]

"A true Saiyan always sprinkles when he tinkles." -Virgina

[Uncle Dante]

"That's a chick? I thought that was just some dude with a great ass like me!"

- Scout, regarding Tracer in Scout Radio!

[DuckMannnn]

"I'd bang my female self, hands down."

- DuckMannnn

[Dan]

"GET  A  SILK

 BAG  FROM  THE

 GRAVEYARD

 DUCK  TO  LIVE

 LONGER ."

- Random villager from Castlevania 2

[Big Green]

GAME OVER. RETURN OF GAYNON. HOH HOH HOH HOH HOH.

- Me, after many crazy nights of Project M

[Solarflared]

On 6/10/2016 at 1:14 PM, Tony Redgrave said:

"That's a chick? I thought that was just some dude with a great ass like me!"

- Scout, regarding Tracer in Scout Radio!

"Holy crap, look at my ass! Looks better than ever!"
- Scout, after being teleported into Overwatch in Pubbing With The Scout!

[Montblanc]

Link woke up only to realize that he's all by himself. He found out that he was used as a social experiment in Vault Hyrule. Stuck by his sudden realization, he grabbed his Hylian Pipboy iPad, and went out of the vault to embark on the Capital Hyrule infested with abandoned technology.

 

~ https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAAADV0Z8p-XeGQ

[thebestmlTBM]

DAMN IT! I'M JOHNNY CAGE!

~Johnny Cage (Mortal Komedy by Phelan Porteous)

[Scrombo]

"Fist me, daddy."

-Rich (Reviewtechusa)

[Big Fella]

"I am real super sand!"

~Kaka Carrot-Cake

[Big Green]

"Darn you Kaka Carrot-Cake. You am no real super sand."

- Virginia

[Solarflared]

"If I go down, I'm taking you with me!"
~Andross, Star Fox 64

[Solarflared]

"In other news, apparently Goku used to hang out with Joseph Joestar. He didn't anymore because one time he thought Jojo was dead from sending an Immortal being into space."
~Me, from two years ago on a Ricepigeon video

[Big Fella]

"Hiiiiiiiii!"

~Kirby (Super Smash Bros series)

[StrongestPotato]

"THOSE BLASTED TURTLES!!!"
Shredder, TMNT 1987

[Big Fella]

"I am neither Goku NOR Vegeta, i am Gogeta! It's over Janemba, i've come for you!"

~Gogeta (Fusion Reborn)