GuyZero32k4

I gotta ask- Are these how these characters are in the source game? Calling out movie Optimus Prime for super...WTF.... Liked em though.

And said "All hail Wendy's!"

Proof if you put Godzilla in any movie, it makes it better. I didn't feel like watching Gravity, but this one I would.

Thanos dropping a big stinky

McDonald's. Then with a loud

Akuma's still a stinky hobo. With a hado ken. Hobo with a hado ken. (yes like that hobo with a shotgun movie) You know you'd watch it. Don't lie. Starring Tom Hanks as Akuma. Directed by Micheal Bay for explosions and shit.

Why are the Flares fighting?

Man... Akuma lives for fighting. I get that. Akuma would rather fight than anything. I get that. Akuma would want to fight than get sex. More than likely. Akuma would rather fight than eat or take a bath. Pretty sure. Akuma's had the same outfit for more than 20 years. Yup. So he uses a rope for a belt? WTF? Akuma is like the homeless Street Fighter. Seriously, we all know it. Hobo with a Hado ken. He probably stinks like a mother fucker too. He teleports behind someone and doesn't surpise them, since they can smell him. Guile would say : "Go take a bath you nasty mother fucker. All that dirt on the back of your neck, you're a firthly mother fucker too!"

the princess came over and

Anuses. Suddenly a large grey

Obama called Captain America to

raped Mary Jane with Blade's

Yup yup. Snapped ankle for not tapping out. Countinued for 1 more round till I couldn't take it any more. Didn't get proper treatment either. I was 23 at the time. Fucker pops when I walk sometimes. My non sports releated injuries are more interesting.

Fights over? In other news... Hey kids now you can BLOW up Wolverine. Who the fuck designed this toy? WTF were they thinking?

Holy shit arcade version. Fucking downloading...

Women's shirts. Mary Jane then

I'm so watching with the radio on...

Glad to see you got a kick out of it. Well, yeah. Geese would throw himself out the window. Then when he'd get up and say "Come on..... Young boy...." Terry more than likely would say: "Oh, FUCK ME......"

Mary Jane in the vag

Said back up there's science

Like last month I asked out this girl I really liked. She liked me too and is all in denial thanks to her co workers. So when she said no I was: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! In my mind.

Spider-man in the balls

I came in here and didn't notice what it was standing in front of. I was like who the hell glued a wiener to a pokemon? Why do they want it to look like his wiener? I need to start wearing my glasses more.

smearing it on Peter Griffin

I scared the hell out of a nurse where I work. I can't stand this bitch. Middle age married white chick with kids who looks down on everyone. We were locking up a dead person in the holding area for the moruge to pick them up later. I can do a little of ventrilqusim, and did it just right. Began to say "Let me out!!! I'm not dead!!!! HELP!!! HELLLPPPPP!!!" That bitch jumped! Grabbing her chest, she looked at me and "Fucker that's not funny!" That bitch went from ghost white to red.