Uncle Dante

"Pop quiz: How long's it take to beat a moron to death? *Buzzer noise* Sorry, time's up, you're dead." - Scout, Team Fortress 2

Huh, so it's less simple than I thought. Yeah, it can be hard losing someone special to you. Unfortunately, I don't really know how to fix a problem such as this.

Chibi's coming in a few days now.

Yeah. I also thought she looked cute with her hair down as well. Yeah, too bad she blew up because of it haha. Weiss should've been more careful with her dust.

Of course if we had a narrator, you of all people would hear it, Deadpool. And, the only pictures I'm seeing are the one's Tommy's putting in my head. Cringe comes to my mind rather than arousal.

Another thing: Dat shirt. Totally doesn't resemble a famous evil mask.

Well that's disturbing..... .....Well, I think we found our problem.

69/420 Balls not deep enough - IGN

And with that, the fun begins! Let's rock, baby! Dante then calmly grabs a seat and begins to listen to the monitor.

Elsewhere in the castle.... Hey, you guys hear that? I think Tommy just went in his room. You know what that means.

We were last talking about The Shining Beacon Part 2.

Even in dreams now too I suppose. Ah well. I wouldn't have been able to sleep for too long anyways,

Yes. I did.

Found 'em. I could see more RWBY figures in general from Japan, seeing how popular it's gotten over there. Here's to hoping.

The Tingler "It's times like this that I wish I'd listened to what my dad used to tell me." "Yeah? What was that?" "I dunno. I never listened."

Beyond Good and Evil "Remember Bobby's World?" "It was a good show!" "You're too young to remember." "It was a good show!"

Zack Ryder "Don't fuck with a witch!"

You have ML Deadpool? You're lucky. That's a figure I'd love to get my hands on. Anyways, back on RWBY. I found this custom of best waifu Weiss. It really makes me wish we had RWBY Figmas. I believe I have seen a Nendoroid Pyrrha, Velvet, and Coco too. Not sure where though.

You put banana peels on my mind, warning me about one. Well, guess what happened in my dream?

Yeah, she's one of the nicest figures I own. I plan on picking up the rest as well, hopefully around the time of their release. Weiss is way overdue. She's still not out yet. I hope she'll be out soon. I need my waifu Weiss!

That she is. I'm interested in merchandise for the show as well. So far I only have one thing, which is the Threezero Ruby figure.

Dante continues to stand there with Nightwalker's cat on his head. Dante's dream Dante's head jumps back up, and the cat jumps down from his head. Dang it, E.T, you just had to curse my dream, didn't you? It was looking really promising, too!

Clothing object

Yeah, yeah. Just be sure to wake me when the fun starts. Dante, drops his head forward, and falls asleep. His body is still standing, however.

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