Uncle Dante

Alright, gotcha. Dante continues to watch the clock. This is getting boring. I'm thinking of taking a little snooze of my own for the time being.

Oh, alright then. Guess my debt won't be going up after all. Dante looks at the time. Seems to be getting pretty late. When do you think Tommy will be going to sleep?

.......... Well, guess I better own up to my loss.

Hey, anything that has to do with pizza is enjoyable to me. Alright, just a couple bites left. How's it coming along for you, E.T?

Stiff competition. But I won't go down without a fight. Dante stacks all the slices on top of each other, and proceeds to take large bites.

Ain't that a kick in the head. Also:

Made even better later on. "I'm a natural blonde, you know." Also, we finally meet Blake. I don't have much to say, honestly. I thought it was funny how Ruby and Yang were failing to get anything out of her, but that's about it. I could already tell Blake was going to be my least favorite of the four. Not saying I dislike her or anything, she just has the least interesting character traits so far for me. One thing I did like about that part though was when Ruby finally did get her talking, we found out Ruby's reasoning for wanting to be a huntress. She's inspired by fairy tales and wants to make the world more ideal like one. I think it's cute. It shows how ambitious she is, but also how naive she is as well.

Alright! Let's rock! Dante grabbed two XL pizzas, one for him, and one for E.T. He then waved his hand to signify the start of the challenge.

My favorite part of the episode was actually right after that. "Hello Weiss, I'm Ruby. Wanna hang out? We can go shopping for school supplies." "Yeah. and we can paint our nails, and try on clothes, and talk about boys like tall blonde, and scraggly over there!" "Wow! Really?" "No." Even when she was mean, I still loved Weiss. It's not often I actually enjoy characters like that, let alone have become one of my favorites. Also, Jaune wanted another "nice quirky girl to talk to." I wonder who that was, hmm? Maybe it was that one girl in the back?

Alright then, you're on. Gotta warn you though, my record is a large pizza in 5 minutes.

Anyone up for an eating contest?

Now that's what I'm talkin' about! Dante takes a box of pizza.

Alright, now all we gotta do is wait. So, what now?

Alright, better open it up an put the monitor inside. Wonder what's in it?

Hey! You did it!

Dante took a look in Tommy's closet. Damn, that's a lot. Better be careful, looks like one small move can cause them to all fall out. Well, who should have the honor?

Huh, must not have been paying attention. Alright. You wouldn't happen to conveniently have any boxes on you either, would you?

OOC: I just realized I accidentally made a pun here :P We then cut to Dante, Yang, and E.T walking into Tommy's room. Alright, now we gotta find a spot to put it in where he won't notice. Hey, where is Tommy, anyways?

It is a weird coincidence, seeing as that's the only time that anyone's turned into a chibi in the whole show.

Alright, let's hurry and get this set up before the puns get out of hand again.

She loves her some weapons, that's for sure. Also, we meet Weiss and Jaune, and we see a little bit of Blake as well. I thought Ruby and Weiss meeting for the first time was funny, and I liked Jaune's social awkwardness. Fitting he's introduced as Vomit Boy. I kinda felt bad for him, at the same time, though. He seemed to have no confidence in himself or his weapon, even referring to it as a simple hand-me-down despite its significance. Of course we'd find out where this lack of confidence comes from later on in the season. Yeah, I'm sure you can tell Jaune stuck out from the rest for me.

Yeah, the show seemed to have a lower budget than what the trailers would have you believe. Still, though, that's not too much of a problem. This show was still leaving me with a really good first impression. I couldn't wait to be introduced to the other characters, especially since I really enjoyed who we had so far. Also, there are some new things to the significance of this episode now as well, but I'll get to those when the time comes.

Alright, baby monitor it is. Now, anyone know where we can get one?

Alright, so we accidentally moved forward a bit. Anyways, back on topic. Yang was pretty much how I expected her to be, which is a good thing. I didn't really get too much of an impression of Ozpin and Glynda yet, though I did like how Ozpin was more laid back while Glynda was more serious.

Rooster Teeth doesn't participate with April Fool's. April 1st is more of a day of celebration for them, since that's the day they were founded on. Yeah. Also, how Jaune was introduced in the most embarrassing way possible. Also, since you included The Shining Beacon as well, does this mean if an episode is split into two parts, we will be discussing both parts at the same time. EDIT: Then I realized The Shining Beacon was a two-parter of its own. We may just be thinking ahead a little bit on this one.