Trinitronity Posted March 31, 2016 Author Share Posted March 31, 2016 Hey guys, look. We're reunited again! What's up, pals? I'm glad to see you people being fine and dandy. Hah, fools. I decided to use this distraction in order to give out a blast! *transforms into a plasma bazooka* PROTON CANNON! *shoots a big laser from the bazooka* *dodges laser* Okay, what is this. Marvel vs Capcom?! Actually, it's more like a Nintendo vs Capcom. Actually, I was trying to make a cool one-liner, because that's what heroes do all the time. *still in bazooka form* Oh, and one thing. *points to Ultraman* You're getting attacked left and right, and the only thing you worry about is what you're being called? Seriously? Sheesh, fine. An "Ultraman" then. Better?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Fael Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 OOC: (Pretty sure Lyna and Tokio were busy Cross-Rengeki attacking Thanatos to notice the newcomers.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinitronity Posted March 31, 2016 Author Share Posted March 31, 2016 OOC: Well...uhm... But worry not, for the heroes get back-up soon. But now, I'll continue to read "The Chosen Four". That's some good stuff, albeit a bit on the cringey side at times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrongestPotato Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 (too busy fighting Thanatos) you stupid clown! (throws his Zero Sluggers) have a taste of flying blades! (Notices the background) WHAT THE...LAST TIME I CHECKED WE WERE ON THE UNDERGR- Thanatos....the God of Death, Pestilence and Famine.....I thought Pit had destroyed you....well, it'll be a honor vanquishing you back to the hellhole YOU CAME FROM! (his staff glows) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NijikakuFan61 Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Tommy noticed Thanatos' Proton Cannon. He ducked, almost getting hit by the cannons beam in the process. Tommy: Oh, goody, a challenge! Tommy bared his hands, making fists. He did not perform any attacks of Thanatos, as he was waiting for his chance to attack the God of Death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A person Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Fiona managed to dive out of the way of the beam in time. She stood up, picking her sword up as she did, and looked towards Thanatos. Overhearing Wizrock's comments, she decided to try and settle this peacefully... Fiona: Umm...excuse me, Mr. Thanatos! We...uhh...we just got here, and we would rather not have to fight again. I am certain that you do not want to fight as well, so surely there is a way for us to settle this peacefully...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotalDramaXtremist Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 26 minutes ago, A person said: Fiona managed to dive out of the way of the beam in time. She stood up, picking her sword up as she did, and looked towards Thanatos. Overhearing Wizrock's comments, she decided to try and settle this peacefully... Fiona: Umm...excuse me, Mr. Thanatos! We...uhh...we just got here, and we would rather not have to fight again. I am certain that you do not want to fight as well, so surely there is a way for us to settle this peacefully...? Lapis took quick notice of the first of the group's newest allies and quickly intervened........ "Who are you? Plus, what makes you think Thanatos will listen to you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A person Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 5 minutes ago, TotalDramaXtremist said: Lapis took quick notice of the first of the group's newest allies and quickly intervened........ "Who are you? Plus, what makes you think Thanatos will listen to you?" She looked over at Lapis, and smiled. Fiona: My name is Fiona Mayfield! I met Tommy, his clones, and the others in the Underworld! Fiona: As far as him listening to me goes...I am sure he might not, but it is always worth a try! What is that saying..."Never say never"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Fael Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Distortion World Since it looked like Thanatos wasn't going to dodge Tokio's and Lyna's air attack, they managed to land their strikes since they didn't notice the newcomers to be distracted, with Lyna's attack causing an explosion of light. Tokio: Alright! Lyna: I'll keep on the pressure! Tokio, stay back! Tokio: Okay! Lyna: GALAXIAN EXPLOSION! Lyna released another stream of explosive mini-planets. Aiming at Thanatos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuckMannnn Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 "Wait a second... I can see Thanatos' shadow!" Dusk points at the shadow under bazooka Thanatos "I'm gonna try this... Shadow Shatter!" Dusk wields his nocto-kinesis (nocturnal + kinesis) power and rips Thanatos' shadow, attempting to cripple his power Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinitronity Posted April 1, 2016 Author Share Posted April 1, 2016 Commercial break time! Hello World. Anyone here who is as big of a spaghetti fanatic as me? Then you're probably familiar with this problem. No matter how hard I try to eat those, I always get hit in the face by the noodles. But worry not, for I, GlueMan, have the solution. And it also allows me to pose with my jazz hands again. Presenting to you: Spagluetti! Just use the Spagluetti as a Spaghetti sauce, and then, the noodles behave and you can finally witness the deliciousness of Spaghetti without getting hit in the face. Wow! Thank you very much. Nyeh-heh-heh. Let's try it out. *applies Spagluetti to the noodles and eats the Spaghetti* Hey, wait a second, now the spaghetti tastes like sh- *gets interrupted by the logo* SPAGLUETTI - Let us cling (your noodles) together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotalDramaXtremist Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 The next commercial plays........ THE FOLLOWING IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE S.O.U (Spin-Offs United)......... "Hello! It's me, Lapis Lazuli! You may know me from the hit cartoon, Steven Universe, and as of recently, The Roleplay Paradise! Do you ever get tired of waiting for a certain TV show to come back on from a long-winded hiatus? We've all been there, just ask these people!" "To be honest, the wait for the newest season of Total Drama was killing me! I wanted action! I wanted drama! I......wanted......." "A SPIN OFF TO TIDE ME OVER!" "Waiting for my next appearance on that show of that pathetic human, Steven, was driving me nuts! I kept questioning about how long I'd wait for Homeworld to show up again!" "Waiting for the next Danganronpa installment hasn't been a cakewalk......I've had to play both of the games just to tide me over!" "Well, the Spin-Off United helps you deal with those types of issues. We recommend spin-offs, whether they be manga, comic book, television, or video games, to name a few types of media, so that when they're done, you can hopefully watch the main attractions without the hassle!" "Thanks to the S.O.U, I was able to play Ultra Despair Girls, and catch up on more of the story!" "While I do enjoy the show, the Steven Universe comics have definitely caught on me up on that brat's misadventures! Thanks, S.O.U!" "I want to thank Spin-Offs United for directing me to the Ridonculous Race! I enjoyed it a lot!" THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE S.O.U (Spin-Offs United)......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuckMannnn Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 "Look, human me!" "Look, hedgehog me!" "Look, human me!" "... Sorry, but we're not related." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrongestPotato Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 (walks in) hello there o customer! my name's Weiss Schnee, and I am representing the Schnee Dust Company! this is a handy advice about how to use Dust!, now, see this tiny crystals? that's Dust, the most important item in all of Remnant, there's plenty of ways to use it, mostly as ammo clips and batteries....BUT, Dust is also a handy combat tool, as it can ignite and explode like a hand grenate!, last but not least, The Schnee Dust Company is not responsible for any injuries or damages sustained while operating a Schnee Dust Company product. Although not mandatory, the Schnee Family highly encourages customers to read and familiarize themselves with this easy to follow guide to Dust applications and practices in the field. This advice is bought to you by you guessed it, The Schnee Dust Company Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotalDramaXtremist Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 "What's up! It's me, Mukuro Ikusaba, coming to you from the Hope's Peak Fashion Mall, where we have all types of apparel for you to wear!" Apparel is categorized by talentswaps...... "So Kawaii! This Monomi wardrobe is stylish!" "This......looks f**kin' ridiculous!" ......Mastermind attires...... "I could get used to this.....Chihiro Fujisaki, Despair Hacker!" "Really? You call this something worthy of Ibuki's stature? Let me show you what else I have in store for you....... "Now this is more like it! Just call me the Ultimate Despair Musician!" ........beachwear...... "Awwww.......are you distracted by my beauty? I bet you are......" "Meh. It beats having to clean up Mahiru's blood." ..........cosplay....... "I'll say it first: the people who work on Fire Emblem know how to design awesome costumes." "Now this is badass!" ......and even special outfits from our K-Pop Ronpa line-up! "I heard what you said earlier, Peko! At least my outfit's more stylish!" "What the........I wasn't told there were gonna be commercials!" "You know what? I ain't complainin'......" "Come on down to the Hope's Peak Fashion Mall, located north of Towa City! See ya there!" Ò͙̤̠̰͇̰̩̱͢͞R̢̠̜̤͓̖̠̥̰͡ ͇̥͞͝Į̺̞̱̼̰̦̼̪̀͝'̖͙͔̼́L̖͖̮̖͔͞ͅĹ̴̦̳̮̣̘̹̱ ̷̦͖̜͉̱͈̟̀͞ͅͅK̬̫͎͙Į̞̠L̠̭̰̥̙̠̲̻̳L͏͉͙ ͚̬Y̴̡̨̜̥͓̲͕O̥͙̞͖̩͡U̷͙̖͍̟̞̗͟!̷̥̼̞̝ OOC: All sprite edits used here can be found at: http://danganspritesbox.tumblr.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinitronity Posted April 1, 2016 Author Share Posted April 1, 2016 Now it's time for some music recommendations by RainbowMan and YoyoMan! Oh yeah, that's right. RainbowMan, the "Jean Micheal Jarre of Megatropolis" is in the house! And don't forget me, YoyoMan. we are to talk about the latest music news. Since we two and TrinitroMan were a boy group once, we know what's hip. Please don't remind me of this nightmarish past... Oh come on, it was fun. No. No it wasn't. Well, anyway, now it's time to face the music! Literally! Our first topic is quite an eccentric comeback straight outta South Island. Yes, that's right, Dr. Ivo Eggman, also known as Dr Robeatnik is at it again with his newest mixtape "The Promotion Is Yours", coming into his future album "The More The Merrier", including his first hit single, "Get a Load Of This". Speaking of including, up next is quite a fresh import. This duo was already extremely popular in Inkopolis, but now, the Squid Sisters, the idol group consisting of the two sisters Callie and Marie, have landed a new album not only on Inkopolis, but also in Megatropolis and Kalos City. Their newest album, called "All Inklusive", however, is something out of the ordenary for the two, since that album consists of covers only, and in a style completely new to them, but already mastered by them. Their newest album "All Inklusive" not only includes jazzy re-renditions of their famous hits, but also jazz covers of other Inkopolis classics not written by them, like Splattack or Shellfie. And last, but not least, Ricky from Pop Star as well as Robo have released a quite unique work of collaborations. A Steampunk-J-Pop-Techno-House-Pop'n'Roll remix of "Never gonna give you up", with vocals by Ricky and...who the heck is Yuu Ayasaki? From Daigasso Band Brothers or something... In other news, Neo from Neo Corps is late to the party by being the uptenth person to create a remix of Megalovania. Seriously, this is starting to get old. Yeah, when's Bone Trousle? And when do I get refunds for that Spagluetti trash? No refunds for Unlimited Force products. And Spagluetti is not trash. Spagluetti is tres bien. Hey, wait a second. How did that skeleton guy even get inside our studio? I bet you would like to know that. You could say that this is...a puzzle! Nyeh-heh-heh! I made a funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NijikakuFan61 Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Tommy was wearing nothing, except for a bath robe which covered his lower half. Tommy: Hello there, ladies. Look at your man. Now, look back, now look back at me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Fireball, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Fireball and not a lady. I’m on a horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightFlare_Da_Realest Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Hmm....it seems im trapped in some ridiculous commercial...better use this time to grab a snack. Man, I could go for some Doritos ight now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NijikakuFan61 Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Tommy: Well, worry not, mysterious traveler! I shall inform you that we indeed have Doritos! Tommy held up 5 bags of Doritos. Tommy: They come in Navy Seal, Chocolate Chip, Peanut Butter, Ranch and Human Flesh flavors! Tommy: Wary traveler, which one shall you choose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuckMannnn Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 "I choose.... you, Pikachu!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinitronity Posted April 1, 2016 Author Share Posted April 1, 2016 Another commercial break, this time for a movie trailer! Hey, you guys. Vote me for the next spot of newcomer in the newest Super Smash Bros game, so I can ki- SHUT UP! Nobody gives a shit about you, you green fat clown of a puny god! !!! OW THE EDGE Coming soon to a cinema near you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NijikakuFan61 Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 CRAWLING IN MY SKIN STARRING LINKIN PARK COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Fael Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Commercial Break Yo! Music: Comedy Naruto: Whoops! Break time is here! You guys stay here charging while i'll pratice my rapping skills, you fools ya fools! Naruto: Hey! We didn't even meet Octopops yet! Naruto: What part of commercial break you didn't understand Dattebayo? Ichigo: Geez...i had problems with schedule slips before... Ulquiorra: Same here! Ichigo: THE HELL YOU'RE DOING HERE? Naruto: Alright, here it goes... A diferent music than naruto planned starts playing *for those that don't know, Ragna and Gintoki have the same Japanese Voice Actor* Ragna: YO! YO! You tell me where you momma's from! Chris! Fifi! Mori! Kawai! Dharc: WHo are you trying to diss? You're just taking a jab at their horsey noses. Ragna: And your underwear was floating at the pool NARUTO!!! *throws undewear away* Ichigo: WHAT THE HELL? Naruto: EFFIN!!! *jumps after the undewear and ends up breaking a table full of food* Midori: You moron! We were planning to eat that food! *starts stomping Naruto* Ragna: Woo! *high-fives Ulquiorra and Riddy* Riddy: Believe us guys, seeing who Naruto's inspiration is (Killer Bee), it's better not to hear sing a word! Ragna: Yeah! We did a favor to you guys. Ichigo: Wait, does this mean... Rukia: Ragna and Dharc confimed to appear later in the story! Ichigo: Rukia? Sigh...i can't get surprised anymore... Ralf: Why do you look so serious Ichigo? Have some fun for a bit! Ichigo: Sigh...okay...I'll try laugh to all of this...*inhales a lot* *trivia: Ichigo and Tidus have the same Japanese Voice actor* Ralf: Ok! I REGRET EVERYTHING I SAID!!! Go back to being grumpy! Dharc: Good grief...The Commercial is seriously leaving everyone insane... Lyna: *Sees Dharc* NI-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! Dharc: Including my sister... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightFlare_Da_Realest Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 During the commercial break, LightFlare decided to get some Laundry done... Well i guess get my laundry started. Probably shouldn't do laundry eating Doritos... Anyway! Yah know....maybe i sould start wearing another outfit. Having only the one means every time I do Laundry... I have to come out practically nude. Meh. It's allgood in the hood. At least you have an excuse to be dressed like that... True dat, son... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotalDramaXtremist Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 THE FOLLOWING IS A MESSAGE FROM THE FOURTH WALL SOCIETY....... "Hi! My name is Penny Polendina, and I represent the Fourth Wall Society! We here at the FWS pride ourselves in informing the audiences of media that everything you read, play, or watch is for your entertainment, and we're not afraid of doing so!" @OxyontheWolf, your move! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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