Scrombo Posted January 1, 2017 Posted January 1, 2017 The Post-a-Joke Thread Since apparently this is the first thread in this section, I wanted to make it a dumb one. Post a joke. Any joke. A knock-knock joke. An anti-joke. A jojoke. Heck, even a corny joke, or a joke about corn. I'll start. What's brown and sticky? A stick. Galvatron 1 96peeDsllaB
SSBKing65✯ Posted January 1, 2017 Posted January 1, 2017 What's a magician's favorite ice cream flavor? Spoiler Fabracadabra! Galvatron and Scrombo 2 YT Channel
PlasmoidThunder Posted January 1, 2017 Posted January 1, 2017 How did the round table come to be? Spoiler They were originally going to make a square table, but decided to cut corners. Scrombo and Galvatron 2 Project LG said: God knows you shit out characters like a friggin' gumball machine.
Big Green Posted January 1, 2017 Posted January 1, 2017 Din's Fire. Am I doing this right? Scrombo 1 Youtube Channel: Here Website: Here
Seadragon77 Posted January 2, 2017 Posted January 2, 2017 Not really, Big Green. Anyway... I got puns! Good puns, bad puns... it would be a total 'pun'-ishment to not like them. Scrombo 1 Seadragon77: Home to the Seadragon Universe YouTube: Home for MUGEN and gaming from yours truly!
SandCoffeee Posted January 4, 2017 Posted January 4, 2017 I like this thread. What kind of cheese isn't yours? Spoiler Nacho Cheese! Scrombo 1 I might have a horrible signature, but at least I'm not some nerd on an anime MUGEN forum!...OH WAIT HOL-"A bond is a deep connection that can never be broken. Even if apart, heart and heart are still connected." - Tendou Souji , Kamen Rider KabutoI have a blog where I talk about anime things: https://www.sandcoffeee.blogpost.com
Big Green Posted January 4, 2017 Posted January 4, 2017 Why did the corn ditch his girlfriend? Spoiler She was a stalker! SSBKing65✯ and Scrombo 2 Youtube Channel: Here Website: Here
Scrombo Posted January 5, 2017 Author Posted January 5, 2017 What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have petals, except for the duck! 96peeDsllaB
RoySquadRocks Posted January 5, 2017 Posted January 5, 2017 What's black, white, and red all over? Spoiler A penguin with too much sunburn! Scrombo 1
Big Green Posted January 5, 2017 Posted January 5, 2017 Why did the chicken cross the road? Spoiler To avoid overused jokes about it doing so. Youtube Channel: Here Website: Here
SandCoffeee Posted January 5, 2017 Posted January 5, 2017 Why do gorillas have big fingers? Spoiler To pick their big noses! I might have a horrible signature, but at least I'm not some nerd on an anime MUGEN forum!...OH WAIT HOL-"A bond is a deep connection that can never be broken. Even if apart, heart and heart are still connected." - Tendou Souji , Kamen Rider KabutoI have a blog where I talk about anime things: https://www.sandcoffeee.blogpost.com
Scrombo Posted January 5, 2017 Author Posted January 5, 2017 What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels. 96peeDsllaB
SandCoffeee Posted January 8, 2017 Posted January 8, 2017 A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but saran wrap around his waste. Spoiler The psychiatrist says, "Well, clearly I can see your nuts." I might have a horrible signature, but at least I'm not some nerd on an anime MUGEN forum!...OH WAIT HOL-"A bond is a deep connection that can never be broken. Even if apart, heart and heart are still connected." - Tendou Souji , Kamen Rider KabutoI have a blog where I talk about anime things: https://www.sandcoffeee.blogpost.com
SSBKing65✯ Posted January 8, 2017 Posted January 8, 2017 Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? Spoiler He wanted to see time fly! 00EccoTenshi 1 YT Channel
Scrombo Posted January 9, 2017 Author Posted January 9, 2017 Why can't the dinosaurs drive? Because they're dead! DuckAzz 1 96peeDsllaB
SandCoffeee Posted January 10, 2017 Posted January 10, 2017 Local Area Network in Australia Spoiler the LAN down under. Scrombo 1 I might have a horrible signature, but at least I'm not some nerd on an anime MUGEN forum!...OH WAIT HOL-"A bond is a deep connection that can never be broken. Even if apart, heart and heart are still connected." - Tendou Souji , Kamen Rider KabutoI have a blog where I talk about anime things: https://www.sandcoffeee.blogpost.com
Scrombo Posted January 11, 2017 Author Posted January 11, 2017 Did you hear the one about a man who lost his left arm and left leg? That's okay, he's alright now! 96peeDsllaB
RoySquadRocks Posted January 11, 2017 Posted January 11, 2017 How do you get straight A's? Spoiler Use a ruler!
SandCoffeee Posted January 11, 2017 Posted January 11, 2017 Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? Spoiler He was lucky it was a soft drink. Scrombo 1 I might have a horrible signature, but at least I'm not some nerd on an anime MUGEN forum!...OH WAIT HOL-"A bond is a deep connection that can never be broken. Even if apart, heart and heart are still connected." - Tendou Souji , Kamen Rider KabutoI have a blog where I talk about anime things: https://www.sandcoffeee.blogpost.com
Scrombo Posted January 13, 2017 Author Posted January 13, 2017 I saw two antennas get married. The service was boring... ...But the reception was phenomenal! 96peeDsllaB
SSBKing65✯ Posted January 13, 2017 Posted January 13, 2017 Why is Peter Pan always flying? Spoiler Because he Never Lands! Scrombo 1 YT Channel
Flowering Knight Posted January 16, 2017 Posted January 16, 2017 Quote 2016. Scrombo 1 http://i.imgur.com/W00cc4V.gif
Scrombo Posted March 10, 2017 Author Posted March 10, 2017 Might as well revive this thread. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind. 96peeDsllaB
RoySquadRocks Posted March 10, 2017 Posted March 10, 2017 What's the best way to catch a fish? Spoiler Have someone throw it at you.
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