You know you've played too many video games when...

[Uncle Dante]

When you eat mushrooms to please the ladies, you've been playing too many video games.

 

You know you've played too many video games when you think smoking weed taking green herb magically heals all your injuries.

 

If you think you can rap by going "kick, punch, block" you're playing video games too much.

[GuyZero32k4]

If you think you can out rap someone using rhymes from Prappa the Rapper, you may be playing video games too much.

[Cayne]

If your idea of working out is going for a jog in a pink track suit, you might play to many video games

[GuyZero32k4]

If you ever went to your local police department and asked if they had a S.T.A.R.S unit, you may be playing video games too much.

[Sir Ghostler]

If you think that drinking water can instantly heal you, you may be playing too many games.

[Cayne]

If on trial for murder and your defense is because a annoucer said "Finish Him" you might be playing too many video games.

[Mister Fael]

When you start yelling "OBJECTION!" or "Sore wa Chigau yo!" Out of context.

[Prodigal Trailblazer]

If you signed up for the military becuase you thought it'd be like Call of duty, you might be playing too many video games.

[Flowering Knight]

If you go to a clothing store and try to pay with keys, you might be playing too many video games.

[GuyZero32k4]

If you ever donated blood just so you had enough money to but the special edition, you may be playing video games too much. (Guilty)

If you were ever in the military and got mad when they didn't teach you how to throw a sonic boom, you may be playing video games too much.

If ever thought of throwing someone out of building through a window and jumped out after them to continue fighting when you land, you may be playing video games too much.

[Cayne]

If your den of hip hop came from toe jam and earl your very impressionable

[Uncle Dante]

Whenever you build a city and realize you can't make Bowser destroy it, you may be playing video games too much.

[GuyZero32k4]

If you ever thought of becoming a taxi driver because you play Crazy Taxi really well, you may be playing video games too much.

 

If you ever got mad because you couldn't get your girl friend to cosplay as your favorite character, you may be playing video games too much.

 

If you ever see a woman with big tatas and yell out "Super Big" like Sega Bass Fishing, you may be playing video games too much.

[Winmugen11]

You know you've played too many videogames if you post a lot in this topic.

[Cayne]

You know you've played too many videogames if you post a lot in this topic.

Sigh..................Guilty

[Uncle Dante]

Well played Win, well played.

[GuyZero32k4]

If you know what game every post is that we say without hesitation, you may be playing video game too much.

[PlasmoidThunder]

You know you've played too many video games when you can recite the names of every single part in SPORE's creature creator.

[Uncle Dante]

If your Fonzie-esque best friend turns out to be your dark world alien counterpart killing everybody you know while making it seem that you may be the culprit, you may be playing too many video games.