You know you've played too many video games when...

[GuyZero32k4]

For the LOLs. Purpose of this topic is see how many funny reasons you can come up with, Jeff Foxworthy red neck style.

For example:

If you ever wanted to Sign up for military service so you could join the Ikari Warriors unit, you may be playing video games too much.

If you ever drive real fast and start yelling Ridge Racer, you may be playing video games too much.

If you ever thought that flying a jet would be as easy as when you play After Burner, you may be playing video games too much.

What will you come up with?

[Prodigal Trailblazer]

If you ever tried to "Fus Ro Dah" your boss through a 40h story window, you might be playing too much video games.

[TimeWeaver]

If you ever tried going super sayian or using shoryuken on a bully then proceed to get your ass kicked, then you play too many video games

[Trinitronity]

You know you play too many video games, if you try to get blown up by a bomb, just so you can have enough "aura" in order to beat up bullies.

[GuyZero32k4]

If you ever thought you could learn an entire martial art from looking at the moves list in a fighting game, you may be playing games too much.

If you wanted to get into shoot out and thought that dying was lag respawn, you may be playing games too much.

[TotalDramaXtremist]

If you thought that brick you leaped towards had a coin it, you'd know that you've been playing too many video games.

[Winmugen11]

If you've always hoped that whenever you throw a ball at an animal, it would go open and capture said animal in a nice pocket format prison, you might have been playing too much video games.

[Mister Fael]

When you start seeing many memes spawned by these games, like this:

 

 

REAL SOVIET DAMAGE!!!

[Trinitronity]

You know you play too many video games, if you try to collect a shit-ton of rings in hope that said rings will save you from getting hurt.

You know you play too many video games, if you run around in only undies and a knight armor.

[Mister Fael]

You know you played too much videogames when you try to emulate Legend of Legaia moves (I did that when i was in elementary school....with predictable results.)

[The Unexpected Visitor]

You're playing video games too much when you try to optimize your routes for less time

[Sir Ghostler]

You know you play too many video games when you see a plane in the sky and you say "Enemy Spyplane in the air".

 

You know you play too many video games when you hear a siren and you say "Enemy Nuke incoming".

 

You know you play too many video games when you're awake at 4 AM playing them.

 

You know you play too many video games when you hum the soundtrack of them to yourself a lot.

[Mister Fael]

You know you play too many video games when you do the Spycrab walk.

[Cayne]

When somebody plows your girl and your response is to whip out your 3DS and scream "Settle it in Smash!", you might be playing video games to much.

[GuyZero32k4]

If you ever thought you know everything about guns because you play Call of Duty, you may be playing video games too much.

[FastFlash]

You know you play to much videogames when you yell UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, B, A, START and expect to have 30 lives...

[GuyZero32k4]

If you ever jumped up yelling "All you can" and landed snapping your ankle, you may be playing video games too much.

(Friend actually did this.)

[Legendary DeMoNk@I]

If you have a BGM theme as your ringer tone

 

 

You know you played too much videogames when you try to emulate Legend of Legaia moves (I did that when i was in elementary school....with predictable results.)

 

lol loved that RPG game on PS1

[Cayne]

If you tried to sneak through a military compound in a card board box, you might play to many videogames......... and will soon be enjoying a cock meat sandwich.

[Sir Ghostler]

You know you play too many video games when you try to get a 6-star wanted level in real life.

[Winmugen11]

If you thought that collecting 100 rings would grant you one extra life after death, you might have been playing too much videogames.

 

If you thought having a fancy bracelet and shouting "Henshin A Go-Go!", would transform you into an asskicking superhero with movie effect powers, you might have been playing too much videogames.

 

If you thought that putting a bunch of worms together and giving them weapons would result in an armageddon, you might have been playing too much videogames.

 

You know you've been playing too much videogames if you expect to get a SS ranking at the end of each song you dance to in a dance competition.

 

You know you've been playing too much videogames if you tackle somebody while playing football and shout : "Enemy Tango Down!"

 

You know you've been playing too much videogames if your mom calls you to ask when you'll be home and you reply : "ETA 20 minutes!".

[Cayne]

If your response to contracting a STD is "Gotta catch em all". You might play too many video games

[GuyZero32k4]

If you ever got mad from looking at map of the US because you couldn't find the cities South Town or Raccoon City, you may be playing video games too much.

If you ever sit in passenger seat while in a car and pissed off the driver by giving them directions like Sega Rally, you may be playing video games too much.

If you got pissed because an action figure isn't accurate to how the character looks like on screen, you may be playing video games too much.

If you ever thought of trying to destroy a whole car by beating it like Street Fighter II, you may be playing video games too much.

[Cayne]

If the first word out of your childs mouth is "Haduken".................................. You might by LightFlare da Realist

[Prodigal Trailblazer]

if you ever blame a mistake on a bad ability check , you might be playing to many rpgs.