The Genie Game

[Black★Rock Flame]

ur wife is a gold digger. she divorces you and takes half your fortune afterwards.

 

i wish i could play pokemon gen 6

[Prodigal Trailblazer]

granted but your game crashes whenever you beat a gym leader.

 

i wish the government (u.S) ran more smoothly..

[Neo_Fire_Sonic]

granted but instead all they do is hire obama with a shotgun

 

i wish i had a fake gun that could still kill people

[LightFlare_Da_Realest]

A kid finds it, takes it to school and kills his best friend. You become traumatized and blame yourself. You kill yourself... I wish I had Rajaa's coding skills without his inferiority complex.

[TotalDramaXtremist]

A kid finds it, takes it to school and kills his best friend. You become traumatized and blame yourself. You kill yourself... I wish I had Rajaa's coding skills without his inferiority complex.

You only have the ability to make WinMUGEN characters. I wish you didn't have to make the outcome of the 'imaginary gun' wish so grimdark.

[LightFlare_Da_Realest]

Granted but instead of dying you end up paralized from the waist down. I wish I could fly.

[Neo_Fire_Sonic]

granted but to fly your arms have to twist as fast as a helicopter blades things

 

i wish i could do akuma's ashura senkuu thing so i could float through things

[GuyZero32k4]

Granted, then you get stuck in a case of jello.

 

I wish there was new 2D Castlevania on consoles, not just 3DS.

[LightFlare_Da_Realest]

Granted but it has a new hero that isn't even half as cool as the original hero's. I wish I didn't have to work.

[Neo_Fire_Sonic]

granted, you become (literally) a coach potato

 

i wish i could change into other people.

[LightFlare_Da_Realest]

You change into Sanpae32. The end. I wish I were trained by Gouken.

[Neo_Fire_Sonic]

you get beat up by akuma in your sleep because you were trained by gouken

 

 

i wish i could go into any fictional world i wanted to go in

[TotalDramaXtremist]

you get beat up by akuma in your sleep because you were trained by gouken i wish i could go into any fictional world i wanted to go in

You end up in Twilight. I wish that Halloween lasted twice as long.

[Neo_Fire_Sonic]

you die from eating candy.

 

I wish Halloween's name was changed to halloweenie

[Flowering Knight]

Men are not allowed to wear pants that day.

 

I wish for a Tootsie Roll.

[TotalDramaXtremist]

Men are not allowed to wear pants that day. I wish for a Tootsie Roll.

That's all you eat for today. I wish I could stay up 24/7.

[zoukiny]

you die with an erection i wish i would and a 3rd arm

[Flowering Knight]

You have no control over it and it kills you.

 

I wish everyone loved me.

[GuyZero32k4]

Granted, but you die from a heart attack from way too much sex. I wish that someone I can't stand would catch on fire.

[Neo_Fire_Sonic]

they happen to be sleeping on you while they are on fire

 

i wish i could throw things with incredible force.

[FlipSide]

Granted ! Everything You Throw Now Reaches 1 Inch ! :D

 

 

I Wish I Chould Draw Really Well.

[zoukiny]

your well is so realistic that she come out

 

i wish giarados would evolve into magicarp

[Neo_Fire_Sonic]

it happens to have no magic

 

i wish i had a forbidden pencil

[LightFlare_Da_Realest]

By passing the forbidden pencil, you become forbidden. You are quickly exiled into space. I wish I could learn Wizzy Wip'z techniques.

[GuyZero32k4]

Granted, then your sound is so fresh, Yuzo Koshiro gets jealous.

 

I wish arcades would live again.