The Genie Game

[LightFlare_Da_Realest]

Granted but then Aquaman slits the Dark Knights throat. I wish they'd put Alex in SFIV.

[TotalDramaXtremist]

Granted but then Aquaman slits the Dark Knights throat. I wish they'd put Alex in SFIV.

Alex Mercer is put in instead. I wish the Green Lantern Corps existed.

[Flowering Knight]

They see you as an enemy and blow you up.

 

I wish I had some Ice Cream.

[LightFlare_Da_Realest]

Granted but but you develop a latent form of lactose intolerance, puke until your esophagus becomes clogged and choke to death. I wish I didnt have to work for a living.

[zoukiny]

Granted, you become fat. I wish I would live as a form of work... with no "actual" work to work at... doing work stuff

[Prodigal Trailblazer]

granted you are now a genetic expiriment. and not the kind that gets cool powers.

 

i wish no one ever got sick

[TotalDramaXtremist]

granted you are now a genetic expiriment. and not the kind that gets cool powers. i wish no one ever got sick

The #1 cause of death is boredom. I wish that my laptop worked again, virus-free.

[Flowering Knight]

It gets stolen a day later.

 

I wish I had a pet bird.

[Neo_Fire_Sonic]

It gets eaten by chuck norris

 

i wish i could spawn wood

[TotalDramaXtremist]

It gets eaten by chuck norris i wish i could spawn wood

The wood you spawn has termites in it. I wish that I was Popeye.

[GuyZero32k4]

You have an allergic reaction to spinach. I wish for zombie outbreak, for real target practice with my new ammo.

[Prodigal Trailblazer]

You're patient zero (the first zombie)

 

I wish life really was like a box of chocolates

[zoukiny]

You get eaten... actualy just half of you, the other half is put back in the box. I wish i was a lightsaber

[LightFlare_Da_Realest]

Granted, but you belong to Darth Maul. I wish Paul Bearer could reunite with the Undertaker.

[Flowering Knight]

They end of dying immediately afterward.

 

I wish I could fly.

[TotalDramaXtremist]

They end of dying immediately afterward. I wish I could fly.

You are only able to fly 1 minute per hour. I wish I had Superman's strength.

[Prodigal Trailblazer]

you break everything you touch.

 

I wish didnt have to eat ever.

[TotalDramaXtremist]

you break everything you touch. I wish didnt have to eat ever.

You must drink something every 30 minutes, or you die. I wish I was a Red Lantern. (If you don't know what it is: http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Red_Lantern_Corps)

[Prodigal Trailblazer]

your rages burns everyone you love...

then a black lantern kills you and turns you into one of them.

 

i wish Michael jackson was a black lantern.. (i want a pic lol)

[Neo_Fire_Sonic]

you get agent M instead

 

 

I wish i knew what the new designs for the characters in that new sonic the hedgehog TV show looked like.

[Prodigal Trailblazer]

you'd hate them all

 

i wish life had a character creation system

[Flowering Knight]

They all live for only 5 minutes.

 

I wish I had some cheese.

[TotalDramaXtremist]

They all live for only 5 minutes.

I wish I had some cheese.

I wish this.........

........actually happened in the Evangelion series!

[Prodigal Trailblazer]

every drop is from her period.

 

i wish i didnt have to ive in a tent for two weeks for a training excercise

[Flowering Knight]

You live in a tent for a month instead.

 

I wish I was Superman.