Unique victory quotes

[MrAdam]

Because I have had too many monsters today and because I have a strange compulsion to list things, I had a great Idea! (in my oppinion) Why not start a thread of unique, non-charachter-specific new victory quotes, your contributions are A) Encouraged and B)Appreciated I have accumulated quite alot of them so without further ado...

 

"Most Amusing! Perhaps when I rule the world, I'll Keep you around as a jester or a chimp or something"

"You've wasted my time and your life"

"I fought you because I thought you'd be A challenge, I was wrong"

"2 4 6 8 You suck, I'm Great"

"I came seeking a challenge, I'll Seek Elsewhere"

"You're breath is stronger than you"

"Perhaps you should take up something less physical, like knitting"

"Were you trying to bore me to death?"

"Are you sure the path of a warior is right for you? Because you're just awful"

"Your defeat does you a great honor, For It makes me Stronger"

"That was enterntaining for all of 5 seconds, then it just got sad"

"Weak as a kitten, Slow as Molasses and now dead as a doornail"

"That was a good Pre Fight Warm up... Wait... Is that All you Got?"

"You're not skilled, You're Not Enternaining, You're Just Pathetic"

"It's Ok, You can Cry"

"Don't be sad, Not everyone can be a great fighter like me?"

"To bad I don't Have a pity-mode like Dragon Claw, Huh?"

"You look like a pretzel, only a pretzel is a tasty treat, your're just a looser"

"You are truly Unfortunate! You're an awful fighter, You're stupid, and on top of that, you're Ugly"

"I'm a man of peace, so it hurt me to even use that minimal force to beat you""

"WAIT? The Fight's over?! Already!?

"My Eyelids alone have the strength to crush you"

"Im sure if you were still alive, you would have learned a valuable lesson"

"What's that horrible smell? Oh, it's just your fighting"

"Nature shoud have weeded out anyone weak as you long ago"

"The keys to victory are speed, strength and skill, perhaps you should call a locksmith"

"My grandmother is more of a challenge than you"

"I've killed babies and puppies that put up more of a fight than you"

"Usually I would shake your hand after beating you, but I'm afraid looser-ism might be contagious"

"Well THAT was a phenomenal waste of time"

"Fortunately, even loosers like you have a place in the ecosystem! You can feed the scavengers!"

"It's bad enough I have tou touch you to beat you, But do you have to bleed on me so much?" "So is your style, like, supposed to be awful"

"Maybe you'll be tougher once you've hit rigor mortis!"

"That wasn't a duel, In a duel, two must fight, and I was the only one fighting"

"Do You Have a magnet in your head? Because it keeps attracting my foot!"

"if you're going to sream while I do this, At least make it an Intelectualy stimulating scream"

"Mess with the best, Die Like The rest"

"Oh god, Sick! You've voided you're bowels!! On my Feet!

"I'm going to do to you, what douche-bags did to the guitar"

"Well, That's MY community Sevice for the week!!"

"Think of it this way, Today is the last day of the reset of your Life"

"That Wasn't fighting, That was just...sick"

"Clutch my testes, You bloody Squirrel Humper!!"

"Your existance is pointless and nature hates a pointless thing"

"If you find any of your teeth lying around, I'd like to keep them to make a necklace"

"Earwax has more personality than you"

"So, you're an awful fighter, at least your ugliness is dangerous"

"The path of the warrior is wrong for you, perhaps you'd be better suited to the path of a clown"

"Well THAT did nothing for me!"

"you Have all the charisma and presence of government cheese"

"Don't Blame a bad controller for your total lack of skill"

"You are a weak pathetic fool"

"Don't Mess with me! I'm so bad I kick my OWN ass twice a day"

"Everbody looses once in a while, but It seems to happen to the weak more often"

"Don't dellude yourself that this was a fight, This was a beating"

"Do yourself a favor and stay down"

"I'm done wasting my time with a chimp like you"

"I will crush you, see me driven before me and listen to the lamentations of your women"

"This is like that scene in Rocky when he was beating the sides of meat, only you're less lively"

"You are a weak, Pathetic, Fool"

"I would piss on you, but that would be a waste of my prescious body fluids"

"Awwww, Does ooo have the sniffoos? Does ooo have a boo boo? Does ooo want momma?

"There is no glory in beating someone as weak as you"

"You cry like a baby. Do you need a fresh diaper?"

"If everybody had to eat what they killed, there would be no war, but you do look delicious"

"Whatever God it is to which you pray, Start praying to it now"

"Don't Bother getting up"

"I am the blend of perfection, and exellence, perfexellence!

"Relax, This will only hurt for a moment, Then you'll feel nothing"

"Come, Gentle friend, Let us slip into a world free of life"

"This world is far to pure for the likes of you"

"Go away, You're a failure. Don't Hang around me anymore, you disgust me""

"Your lack of skill is truly terrifying"

"I'm not going to kill you, but you're so weak, you might as well be dead"

"Are you what passes for a fighter these days? Shameful!!"

"I warned you grandma! You ought not to have done that!"

"This Battle brings no glory to my house...only shame"

"I'm not going to kill you, but living life as a total looser is punishment enough"

"That's for messing with me, You no-business, insecure jack-jawed mother-fucker!!!!!"

"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD-GOD!! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD-GOD!! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD-GOD!!"

"There is no glory in killing someone as weak as you...but I will anyway"

"It's hard to believe you're what passes for a fighter these days"

"Pain is not weakness, pain is your body telling you you shouldn't do something, AND YOU DEFINATELY SHOULDN'T HAVE CHALLENGED ME!"

"I've got to remember to stop using my full strength when fighting mortals, look at the blood and organs all over the place!"

"*SIGH* And now I suppose I am going to have to clean up your blood too?!"

"Somewhere out there, I can here your mother weeping that she brought such a tool into the world!"

"Well, We've established that you officially suck!"

"Congradulations, You've officially done what no one has ever survived, You've Royally Pissed me off"

"You're quite a disghusting sight to behold"

"Your crying like a baby, Perhaps you need a diaper and a pacifier too!"

"If you EVER waste my time like this AGAIN, YOUR DEAD!!!"

"You don't even DESERVE hands!!!"

"Even your blood is weak! Pitty, you will make such a poor meal"

"*PANT* Daddy has candy for you"

"If you're going to loose, at least loose with dignity!"

"Well, THAT was nasty, brutish and short, much like yourself"

"I'll let you live this time, but next time, I may not be in such a good mood"

"That was a good warm up, let's do it again sometimes"

"YOUR DEAD ALREADY?! BUT, I'M NOT FINISHED!!!"

"You think I was 'cheep' or 'cheating' or whatever? No, I'm just better than you"

"Ah, Now that my meal is sufficently tenderized, I FEED"

"BLOOD!!BLOOD!!BLOOD!!"

"You've lost Face-Having Priveleges"

"You're Boring me, You wouldn't like me when I'm Bored"

"It's hard being as awesome as me"

"I'm not going to say you're pathetic, but we both know it's true"

"Worm! Bug!! MORTAL!!!!"

"Farewell, Friend I am a thousand times more evil than you"

"That was lame! Your fighting is lame, Your hair is lame, everything about you is lame"

"Had your goodnight kiss? 'Cause I'm putting you down for the night"

"That was truly pathetic"

"What's the matter? Tired already?"

"Come, Let us meat eternity together"

"I am a god, you are a revolting little troll, now move or be anihalated"

"I will erase you!"

"*Sigh* Another totally meaningless death"

"As long as I have to beat you, could you please stop crying, it's undignified"

"I've broken you, now beg for Death!"

"Was this fight supposed to be some kind of twisted joke? I'm not laughing"

"Sorry, I don't give handouts to bums... Wait were you trying to Fight me?"

"Your Nothing but a filthy animal"

"Get down on your Knees and BEG ME for mercy"

"For the capitol offenses of boring me, being a douche bag and a tool, your sentence is death"

"That's right, bitch Run! Faster, is that all you got!!"

"I will haunt your nightmares for the rest of your life"

"I'd realy prefer you if you were dead"

"Next time you cross me, you'll eat everything through a mechanical straw!"

"Look at it this way, Im stopping you from suffering old arge and decrepitude"

"Everyone looses ocasionally, but it happens to the weak and stupid more often"

"Your fighting is as pathetic as mine is sublime"

"No pain, No Gain, after all and you'll be gaining Alot!!"

"I am the best there is, The best there was and the best there ever will be!"

"Nothing but ash will remain when i am finished with you"

"Look into my eyes and you will see your own death"

"Beg me like a dog, for your death"

"You are worthy of a darwin award!!"

"There is no glory in killing a looser like you...but I will anyway!

"A wiener is you!"

"What a shamefull display! Have you No Dignity?!"

"Thats it, I'm a gonna keep slappin' you till you fight back!"

"Thank you for aiding me in ridding this world of the weak and the foolish"

"You will die alone and broken"

"I'd call you a wiener, but that would be an insult to the good name of sausage everywhere"

"I am angry at the universe for alowing such a tool as you to exist!"

"I grow tired of your idocy!"

"Are you from Wisconson? Because THAT was the cheesiest thing EVER"

"See! It's loosers like you that make fighting games boring!"

"You are only worthy of my contempt"

"You will suffer much  before I finaly send you to hell!"

"It's Too late to walk away, in fact you won't be walking any time soon"

"Loosers like you don't DESERVE Mercy!"

"Sigh, and another waste of meat leaves this world...and leaves a bloody mess!"

"I HAVE INFLICTED CRIPPLING MALFUNTIONS ON THE BIOLOGICAL UNIT, CONTENDER ELEMINATED"

"Fortunately, there is a hospital nearby... but you'll have to crawl"

"Memories of this battle will haunt you for the rest of your life"

"For boring me I will charge you an arm and a leg which I will collect now"

"Perhaps you,ll be less anoying after I've smashed your head into the ground repeatedly!"

"Your fate was sealed from the moment you pissed me off!"

"You humans make this world a miserable place"

"There's the trouble with being the best in the world, It gets SO Boring!!!"

"I am the god of Battle!! Get Down on  your knees and WORSHIP ME!!!"

"Well THAT was just sick and wrong!!"

"I Think I just crushed all your major organs, don't worry though, you'll be dead within a few minutes

"I think you'd be better off if you were dead!"

"That was the single stupidest thing I have ever seen"

"You're worse than Josh Frame, and that's saying ALOT!!"

"You will weep beautiful tears of crimson"

"That wasn't a battle...that was just stupid!"

"Stop trying to fight destiny, It's a match you cannot win, alot like this one"

"You are a failure! The sooner you realize that, the sooner we can all get on with our lives"

"Don't worry, we have all night for a thourough beating"

"Another truly outragous victory!"

"My strikes penetrate flesh, crush bone, rend organs and strike your very soul"

"That was the most innane thing EVER!"

"Nap Time!"

"I grow tired of these unworthy adversaries"

"My rage will burn you to bloody ashes!"

"Killing is Killing wether done for duty, profit or fun, and that was alot of fun!"

"You arent worthy of being beaten by one so magnificent as I...but I will anyway"

"I find your lack of skill... disturbing!"

"Try again in your next life!"

"That fight was truly, truly, truly outragous!"

"Fortunately for you, you'll be dead in a few minutes...unfortunately for you I'm a necrophile and you're damn sexy!"

"That was quite a ridiculous display!"

"So, were you actualy trying to fight back?"

"If you keep studying hard and practicing every day, one day you might actually be a challenge to me"

"Just remember, mutilation is the highest form of flatery"

"I have broken you, now get down on yours knees, slave!"

"That couldn't have been a fight, it was over so damn quickly"

"Anyone who opposes me faces total annihlation"

"Interesting, was that ridiculous display, what you call fighting?!"

"After this, I'm going to beat up some old people, they're alot more lively than you!!"

"YOU HAVE JUST LOST LIFE-HAVING PRIVELEGES!!"

"Welcome to looser-ville occupation: You""

"Perhaps, fighting games are to much for you! You should try minecraft!"

"Now that your not strugling, It's MOLESTING TIME, you sexy bitch!"

"And another total waste of life leaves this world, And leaves a big mess!!"

"The only problem with being as perfect as me, is dealing with loosers like you"

"Your death does you great service, for you are another step on my way twoard godhood!"

"My rage burns hotter every day! One day it will burn this world to a cinder"

"My Perfection knows no bounds!"

"What a one sided match that was!"

"The wheel of destiny continues to turn, and grind loosers like you into dust!"

"When I'm finished with you, naught but shattered bones and ash will remain"

"Your body will NEVER be found!"

"You're practically dead allready, now dig your own grave!"

"I've lost count of how many weaklings like you I've purged from this world"

"Is that the putrid stench of a rotting cadaver, or you?"

"Those as weak as you deserve to be burned to ash"

“Trash like you will be swept away in the storm of chaos!”

“Let eternal night consume you and sleep”

“Those as weak as you have no rights”

“Good luck on your trip…to the afterworld”

“In this world the strong rule and the weak are trampled underfoot”

“Welcome to your doom”

“You continued existence is an affront to nature”

"Humanity is a disease, I'm the cure"

"Jesus hates you and so do I"

"STAY DOWN!!"

"Nowhere to run baby, nowhere to hide!"

"I shall stomp on all whome opose me, and in all of my stomping, I shall show no mercy...Amen"

"Look at me when I'm hitting you!"

"Mercy!? You don't deserve mercy!!!"

"Kick you once, kick you twice, next time I won't be so nice!"

"After this you'll be eating everything through a straw!"

"When you get to hell and see the devil, Tell him I say hello"

"Your end is nigh!"

"Wow, That SERIOUSLY looks like it hurts"

"What's black and blue and red all over? you are, stupid!"

"It's Hammer Time!"

"Prepare your rear fortifications for a massive breach!"

"I like the way you die"

"You have the right to remain silent, maily because I'm tired of hearing you talk!"

"I know I'm not perfect, but I'm so close it scares me!"

"Here is your free ticket to the afterlife"

"You are nothing but trash, and like all trash you belong in a dumpster"

"I'm not going to say your're weak, I'm just going to think it realy, REALY Hard!"

"Should I even be taking you seriously?"

"*Sigh* Yet another victory, I guess"

"It's loosers like you that make fighting games so boring!"

"You style is sloppy, you are an idiot, and on top of that you are ugly, what made you think you could challenge me?!"

"What are you, some kind of clown, or something?"

"I must break you"

"You deserve a break today, so I'm gonna break you in several places"

"I'm above insults and talking trash, but you realy suck!"

"Words can never hurt you, but thankfully I have plenty of sticks and stones!"

"Beating you almost makes me feel guilty... almost!"

"Why? Because I hate you!"

"Are you stupid? Are you retarded? Because it was just plain stupid to fight me!"

"I am going to abort you from history"

"You started dying the moment you were born, I just completed the process

"Theres an overabundance of tools like you in this world, and its my duty to exterminate every one of them starting with you!"

"Maybe next time I can get more fight out of you!"

"I broke your legs so you can't run away! Now to break the rest of you!!"

"Your tenacity and will are to be admired, but your strength and skill are just awful"

"I REFUSE to be beaten by a looser like you!"

"Even though your stupid and weak and just fail, I won't make fun of you...goddamnit"

"Maybe if you werent stupid and ugly, you wouldn't get beaten up all the time!"

"The skies will darken and your blood will rain down over this land!"

"So you still think you're a great fighter, Whoop de friggin doo!"

"Your earthly remains will never be found"

"Your offense is ridiculous and your defense is laughable" "You see! This is why we can't have nice things!"

"It's weak pathetic fools like you who think they can fight that make MUGEN so damn boring!"

"Thats for Fucking with me you no busines, insecure, jack-jawed, mother fucker!"

"You will be face down, when you awaken"

"I'm going to take your hands as a souveneer"

"You're pretty damn good, but I'm pretty damn better!"

"This is the part of the fight where you die"

"For Angering me I will curse your rectum with 1000 demons!!!"

"Your loss...our gain...your death!"

"Foolish little person, I will now break your spine over my knee...like so!"

"You're almost a worthy challenger...almost!"

"What the hell! Am I some kind of idiot magnet!?"

"BURN!!!"

[PlasmoidThunder]

I...uh...don't get the point of this thread.

Don't we already have a victory quotes thread?

[Mister Fael]

I...uh...don't get the point of this thread.

Don't we already have a victory quotes thread?

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