GuyZero32k4

If you ever got mad from looking at map of the US because you couldn't find the cities South Town or Raccoon City, you may be playing video games too much.

If you ever sit in passenger seat while in a car and pissed off the driver by giving them directions like Sega Rally, you may be playing video games too much.

If you got pissed because an action figure isn't accurate to how the character looks like on screen, you may be playing video games too much.

If you ever thought of trying to destroy a whole car by beating it like Street Fighter II, you may be playing video games too much.

If you ever jumped up yelling "All you can" and landed snapping your ankle, you may be playing video games too much.

(Friend actually did this.)

If you ever thought you know everything about guns because you play Call of Duty, you may be playing video games too much.

If you ever thought you could learn an entire martial art from looking at the moves list in a fighting game, you may be playing games too much.

If you wanted to get into shoot out and thought that dying was lag respawn, you may be playing games too much.

For the LOLs. Purpose of this topic is see how many funny reasons you can come up with, Jeff Foxworthy red neck style.

For example:

If you ever wanted to Sign up for military service so you could join the Ikari Warriors unit, you may be playing video games too much.

If you ever drive real fast and start yelling Ridge Racer, you may be playing video games too much.

If you ever thought that flying a jet would be as easy as when you play After Burner, you may be playing video games too much.

What will you come up with?

Been asked a couple of times for it, so here we are once again.
For your viewing pleasure, me not being able to play Batman At all. http://youtu.be/OlXJfS9qpso

Here's the DL. :
https://www.sendspace.com/file/fr7nll

Still debating in doing a Christan Bale edit of this...

And no, I haven't quit my endings, busy with two jobs.  Hopefully I can release something special I've been working on soon.

+ rep, thank you.   Looks nice.

Where is this guy from?  Never seen him before.  DLing, for boxer char.

For a second I thought Mccoy from Star Trek.  "Why the hell did they make the doctor a mugen character?"

Dracula X.  The Turbo Duo version or PSP version.

Symphony Seconded also.

Super CV IV on the SNES is a "retelling of the first game" as is Castlevaina Chronoicals on the PS one.

And began to throw spaghetti

Tofu. Suddenly, Leatherface showed up

Gorden Ramsey will come out

Sang like Elvis Presley. Tears

2 for me.

I really like the gameplay system in 6, but for me:

1. No blood or gore in 6 is what I don't like. 

2. Lack of stages.  For what there is they look nice though.

3. For me bad music.  I.E.  when the white house music played for the first time I heard it, I was fuck yeah.  Then, it changed to that     marching music,  I was like fuck....

listening to music from K-ON!

He probably told people who saw those jars before he got caught

"Those are Venna Sauages..."

Sick fucker....

Superman drank making everyone ill.

Ok, I'll start.....

Alpha 2. I like the presentation better. More SFII like. Alpha 1 looked like a beta test version in comparison. IMHO, Alpha has better BGs that suite the characters more than in Alpha 3 for the most part. Sure they used the same old tunes for the character themes, but some of the themes in Alpha 3 just didn't feel right. The announcer in Alpha 3.... I wish I could tell him to shut the fuck up sometimes.

Cashews.  Then, Superman yelled loudly

RIP...

I've heard not only bankruptcy, but the two divorces, they really took him out to dry. 

Sometimes, those who appear to be the happiest on the outside are those who are hurting the most inside.

She cried as Rambo appeared

Here in San Antonio, we got some stuff that was shown on that show Man vs Food.

One place here, is place called Lulu's Bakery.  They got a big ass 2 lb. Chicken fried steak, topped with gravy, or nacho cheese.  And a huge cinnamon roll really big.  Really, really big.  Over a 2 lb big.

Next for pizza the size of a table.  No bullshit.  The size of a table.  Big Lou's Pizza.  This one pizza is for a whole family or a bunch of friends. For reals.

One of the most spicy burgers ever made.  Literally.  It's called the Four Horse Men Burger, it's at this place here called Chunky's Burgers and more.  This burger is really hot.  It's $20.00, it's so hot, that if you think you can finish it in under 30 minutes, it's free.

To even try, they make you sign a waver.  Here to see it for yourselves:

http://www.mychunkysburgers.com/

How hot?  I wouldn't know, I know better.  Though, person I was with, tried.  Dumbass...  A drop, A DROP of juice landed on my fries, and it was fucking hot.  And this is coming from me who likes spicy stuff within reason.  Guy I was with only bit into it 4 times and was done.

For a burger the size of a large pizza from Pizza Hut, there's this place here called Armadillo's.

There's a couple of places here locally who do giant tacos.  I don't mean like Freebirds burritos with Taco Bell tier ingredants, I'm talking homemade type style stuff.

You know he's had days like this:

Whispers.  Suddenly Iron Man said

Here's some I use:

Takuma to Ryo or Robert:

"Here's a quarter, get your own set of moves!"

Ibuki (SFIII) to Mai (KOF) 

"From the way you're dressed, you're not a very good ninja...."

The Thing:

"Think you're tough?  I've survived fightin' the Hulk a buncha times!"

"If you waz from Yancy Street, I'd have beat ya worse chump!"