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GuyZero32k4

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  1. Akuma's still a stinky hobo.  With a hado ken. 

     

    Hobo with a hado ken.   (yes like that hobo with a shotgun movie)

     

     

    You know you'd watch it.  Don't lie. 

     

    Starring Tom Hanks as Akuma. 

     

    Directed by Micheal Bay for explosions and shit.

  2. Man...

     

    Akuma lives for fighting.  I get that. 

     

    Akuma would rather fight than anything.  I get that.

     

    Akuma would want to fight than get sex.  More than likely.

     

    Akuma would rather fight than eat or take a bath.  Pretty sure.

     

    Akuma's had the same outfit for more than 20 years.  Yup.

     

    So he uses a rope for a belt?   WTF?  Akuma is like the homeless Street Fighter.  Seriously, we all know it.

     

    Hobo with a Hado ken. 

     

    He probably stinks like a mother fucker too.  He teleports behind someone and doesn't surpise them, since they can smell him.

     

    Guile would say : "Go take a bath you nasty mother fucker.  All that dirt on the back of your neck, you're a firthly mother fucker too!"

  3. Like last month I asked out this girl I really liked. She liked me too and is all in denial thanks to her co workers. So when she said no I was:

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

    In my mind.

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