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Sweetfire13

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  1. 12 hours ago, Niitris said:

    I was scared of playing videogames around my grandparents. I'm on my own again so I don't have to worry about that anymore.

    I dont like playing video games around people because of fat fuckin titties everywhere

  2. As i sat in the dentists chair, and the hygienist did what she needed in my mouth, my thoughts drifted to the classic christian and Muslim doctrines of hell. I thought to myself, is there a god who would impose on me, after I died, this experience of plaque removal, with this level of moderate discomfort, not for 20 minutes, but forever! Would that god be worthy of my worship?

  3. Banana Pancakes Recipe

    INGREDIENTS
    1 cup all-purpose flour
    1 tablespoon white sugar
    2 teaspoons baking powder
    1/4 teaspoon salt
    1 egg, beaten
    1 cup milk
    2 tablespoons vegetable oil
    2 ripe bananas, mashed

    DIRECTIONS
    Combine flour, white sugar, baking powder and salt. In a separate bowl, mix together egg, milk, vegetable oil and bananas.
    Stir flour mixture into banana mixture; batter will be slightly lumpy.
    Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium high heat. Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 1/4 cup for each pancake. Cook until pancakes are golden brown on both sides; serve hot.

  4. One time, during the summer, me and a friend went for a walk to 7/11. We were attacked by Mormans on our way there. They were really friendly and all, but it was like 90 degrees out and we really didn't wanna listen to them. So we polity ended the conversation, and they gave us their book.
    When we got to 7/11 my friend just threw it in the garbage outfront. 
    So did I. 
    And then we went for pizza, and I spent our entire walk home terrified we'd run into them again and they'd be like 'hey fam wheres you books!' 
    and then they would beat us to death.

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