well then, let's get cracking
careful with those "wands" it might have a "volcanic" eruption of 'sour cream'
looks like someone has a fetish with white skinny things!
that wand needs a sign "Do not stroke up and down"
those wands have a serious case of E.D.
last time that wand had sex was in 1819, that's why it's white and greenish
go George Washington, Go!
oh god, that wand crawled into a hermephrodite cave
how many licks does it take to make the wand erect? the world may never know
pop goes the weasel my ass
Ding Ding Ding, thats the sound of your wife givin up on trying to have sex