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RESURRECTION!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDISYddx7Wo

Well. Since no one wants to start...I'll shoot first. I accept all challengers...let's go.

My assorted vernacular

Is straight up spectacular

Haters get mad, wanna flip like a spatchula

Step I'm my arena I'm the microphone grappler

Stay of the jock and stop biting like Dracula

Haters keep stressing me

The lord keep blessing me

Call me Chef Vegaz P.

Cuz I got the recipe

Girls be stressing me

They wanna be caressing me

What its gonna take for these dudes to learn they lesson B?!

When I spit legit its straight hit like saudomy

And still spit scriptures from the Book of Deuteronomy

I look to the stars like I'm committed to astronomy

My help comes from the Lord, ain't no stopping me

And with his permission I create soul division

Perpetuate and elevate with the soul insision

The Lord is my savior I say with no ommission

And speak his word clearly, with no revision

Flip on the mic and crush opposition

Maybe I'll offer you a new proposition

Turn you're life over, confess all your sins

And just like the song you'll be reborn again

Cuz father Almighty's the only one who can save yah

My personal savior

He changed my behavior

And he can change you if you let him in your heart

No need to act hard if you don't fit the part

I stay in the church, but I'm harder than most of yah

You ain't Red E like PlayStation, I'm toasting yah

Step in my lane if you want and I'm posting yah

Comedy Central y'all dudes, straight Roasting yah!

:areyoukidding:

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  • 1 month later...

*In response to Daru and Dalinkwent at NewAge*

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hurry up sum1 spit sum fire!

OK...since your begging for some realness...and you called me out so nicely...I guess I should respond. But before I address you, there seems to be someone else who wants to join fun. Well... that's fine. There's enough to go around...let's go...

Don't act tough, you are not a villain

So sick I need amoxicillin

Call ya self a "dalinkwent"

Change yo name to"Da-Weak-Link"

I think I know what the problem is

its obvious you confident

but the only Real That you reveal Is how real that yo garbage is

My Father is the rul-er

Spit his word strait from the medu-lla

That's something you can't understand cuz the enemy got chu fooled up

Philippians 4:13

Says I can do all things

Through Christ who strengthens me

When I'm in Him and He's in me...

A fake is what you seem to be You like "Why he so mean to me!?" :crywithno:

I do wat it do And keep it true

So it really aint no thing to me

Painfully Its plain to see...

That you can't even hang wit me

And I'm to high off His love, so you can't even change me

Yet strangely you still try me

You know you can't deny me

But even Peter denied Him so why do I even try, B

Yeeeaaaa think wisely

Before you start replying to me

Cuz a G is what chu try'n to be

Homeboy you better stop lying to me

He put the G in the alphabet

Now who told Eve where the apple at

Just another snake in the grass I bet

Now look what happened after that

You better go get ya soul cleansed

Me and God like old friends

My flow just like yo bank account bro cuz its got no ends. :troll:

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Shit you kno ya boy cayne gots to lay one down

 

I spits rhymes like tobacco

fucking wit my funds will get you burnt like tabasco

hit nigga's in dey chin and raise em up like stellito's

speaking of stellito's I turned your girl into my hoe

fucked da bitch side ways and now she walks pigeon toe'd

karats in my grill looks like I ate c-3po

so here I go

do this rap thang like i took a class for dis shit

leave yo body riddled up like E.Nigmas in my clip

stay on my grind like Diablo

If I'm not stacking bread then I would be piss po

Since I cannot do that then Im gonna bake dat dough

Dis weed got my coughing but I still rap with a sour throat

anybody got a issue I read it

Have yo ass guessing the ending,Cayne beat it

Pull a Uzamaki when you done Believe it

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lemme give this a try...

 

 

Fighting is a must in  M-F-F-A.
Don't look my way
I lead the R-S-A
Playing the fighters in the streets
while Alp D lays beats
I become King with my final swing to your cheek.

It's time for round two!
Tag in your whole crew!
Marvel or DC?
what you gonna do?
Run that battle toad,Sonic or 8- bit mario,
Rare Akuma, Yeah, he'll stop the whole show.

Capcom to marvel, DC to MK
Mugen is the way we like to spend our day.
It brings us together
many birds of one feather
tied by one tether
Abandon it? Never!

 

i learned to dodge and roll
so you better think quick.
Shotokan Judo
Man, it look so sick.

Just guard is my trick

then i Shin pu kick!

so many characters

which one will you pick

 

ROUND 3!
thats right!
its the tie breaker!
pull out your best moves.
You know that i'm a make yah,

Mash hard, Move fast.

'cause i fight til the last.

watch my super gauge flash

Gonna hit you with a blast!

 

All time slows down as they yell

"K-O!"

Don't ask for a rematch cause we already know.

 

finish my combo and taunt like sakura.
Don't forget that Trailblazer pwned yah.
 

(so what you guys think?)

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lemme give this a try...

 

 

Fighting is a must in  M-F-F-A.

Don't look my way

I lead the R-S-A

Playing the fighters in the streets

while Alp D lays beats

I become King with my final swing to your cheek.

It's time for round two!

Tag in your whole crew!

Marvel or DC?

what you gonna do?

Run that battle toad,Sonic or 8- bit mario,

Rare Akuma, Yeah, he'll stop the whole show.

Capcom to marvel, DC to MK

Mugen is the way we like to spend our day.

It brings us together

many birds of one feather

tied by one tether

Abandon it? Never!

 

i learned to dodge and roll

so you better think quick.

Shotokan Judo

Man, it look so sick.

Just guard is my trick

then i Shin pu kick!

so many characters

which one will you pick

 

ROUND 3!

thats right!

its the tie breaker!

pull out your best moves.

You know that i'm a make yah,

Mash hard, Move fast.

'cause i fight til the last.

watch my super gauge flash

Gonna hit you with a blast!

 

All time slows down as they yell

"K-O!"

Don't ask for a rematch cause we already know.

 

finish my combo and taunt like sakura.

Don't forget that Trailblazer pwned yah.

 

(so what you guys think?)

Lol. Ya got skillz man

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lemme give this a try...

 

 

Fighting is a must in  M-F-F-A.

Don't look my way

I lead the R-S-A

Playing the fighters in the streets

while Alp D lays beats

I become King with my final swing to your cheek.

It's time for round two!

Tag in your whole crew!

Marvel or DC?

what you gonna do?

Run that battle toad,Sonic or 8- bit mario,

Rare Akuma, Yeah, he'll stop the whole show.

Capcom to marvel, DC to MK

Mugen is the way we like to spend our day.

It brings us together

many birds of one feather

tied by one tether

Abandon it? Never!

 

i learned to dodge and roll

so you better think quick.

Shotokan Judo

Man, it look so sick.

Just guard is my trick

then i Shin pu kick!

so many characters

which one will you pick

 

ROUND 3!

thats right!

its the tie breaker!

pull out your best moves.

You know that i'm a make yah,

Mash hard, Move fast.

'cause i fight til the last.

watch my super gauge flash

Gonna hit you with a blast!

 

All time slows down as they yell

"K-O!"

Don't ask for a rematch cause we already know.

 

finish my combo and taunt like sakura.

Don't forget that Trailblazer pwned yah.

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Is5XrsRH4c

 

Trip, that was some ill spit there, kidd! & DAT DOPE NAME DROP!!!

 

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