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23 minutes ago, Captain Papyrus said:

No problem. HRRRGH! *lifts the debris and throws it out of the window* Anyone else caught under the debris?

G.T was STILL trapped under the rubble, with only a head sticking out... he was furious that he WAS trapped in the rubble and GLAD that he still had all of his money.

G.T: Help me git up from under here biaaatch! I don't wanna become a thugged-out damned miner playa! Although, then again, mah scrilla need ta be up in tip top shape...

E.T was FURIOUS.

 E.T: YOUR "SCRILLA" ISN'T IMPORTANT! PEOPLE ARE GETTING HURT AND I DON'T WANT IT TO HAPPEN TO ANYBODY ELSE!

Tommy, on the other hand, was not as furious, although he was still understandably frustrated at G.T for being so selfish about his money.

Tommy: G.T... your money, or "scrilla", as you like to call it, isn't important at the moment...

Tommy patted E.T on the back.

Tommy: Thanks for dealing with ZTAR back there...

4 minutes ago, OxyontheWolf said:

 (is hit time after time, receiving damage, he finally succumbs to his own power and falls down, starts fading) THIS IS NOT THE LAST OF ME! I'LL BE BAAAAAAAAACK! (disappears)

 

 Good job Tommy! we got rid of that multidimensional jerk!

(not long enough for celebration, a mysterious hand detonated the explosives placed on the walls of that room)

 (notices) MARY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (jumps inbetween Mary and the explosion, it's sent back by the impact and hits, face first a pillar, which succumbs over him, only a leg still visible on the pile of rubble)

 

 

 

E.T jumped away from the explosion. He certainly was not expecting that!

E.T: OH SHIT! EVEN MICHAEL BAY WOULD BE PROUD!

A piece of rubble fell right on top of G.T, covering everything except for his head. E.T expected that a bit more.

G.T: FOR FUCKS SAKE! WHY DO I KEEP ON SUFFERING!, biatch? Oh well, at least I still have mah scrilla...

E.T: Your "scrilla" isn't important right now, you idiot!

1 minute ago, OxyontheWolf said:

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OOC: MY SIDES! THEY MOVE ON THEIR OWN!!!!

WHAT THE!? you're still alive!? you pathetic weakling!? (swings Gaster Cannon like a hand trying to swat a fly)

 

E.T flies away from the Gaster Cannon.

E.T: ARE YOU TRYING TO SWAT A FLY OR SOMETHING?

He fires two truckloads of missles.

13 minutes ago, OxyontheWolf said:

 (swings arm at ET, crushes him with Gaster Blaster, proceeds to fire, maniatically laughing, from his lower two points two long poisonous vines stab ET) you're useless...pathetic...and foolish

E.T wasn't struggling... he wasn't even breathing.

E.T: THAT WAS MY STUNT DOUBLE, YOU IDIOT!

Just now, OxyontheWolf said:

....you....YOU CAN'T!

BGM: Undertale Medley

 (starts growing limbs, one arm ends in a Gaster Blaster) then let's end this.....FOR ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!!!!!! (ZTAR proceeds to fire all his arsenal at ET, no exclussions)

 

E.T fired missiles at all of ZTAR's arsenal.

E.T: YOU'RE EVEN WORSE THEN G.T!

He proceeded to fire another truckload of missiles at ZTAR.

E.T: YOU'RE GOING DOWN, YOU HEAR ME!?

1 minute ago, OxyontheWolf said:

 THIS SHOULD END YOU! (fires a beam of energy, but it hits the web, the energy turns ET yellow) .....oh no....

E.T suddenly went up in the air.

E.T: OH YES!

He proceeded to fire a truckload of missles.

E.T: SHOW ME ALL YOU'VE GOT NOW, YOU WEAK STAR BASTARD!

7 minutes ago, OxyontheWolf said:

  (stops firing) .....this isn't working...

E.T insulted ZTAR some more.

E.T: WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO NOW, YOU DAMNED STAR!?

E.T: (I think I already said that one...)

Just now, Captain Papyrus said:

OOC: Good. Then the EMP inside RainbowMan can easily absorb that and convert it into even more EMP.

which therefore means that ZTAR is screwed

1 minute ago, OxyontheWolf said:

this place just became a clusterfuck of projectiles, and ZTAR's tanking every shot, the Gaster Blaster hits Rainbow Man at full strenght BTW

so not even turning e.t's soul yellow would save him from getting hit by any of the projectiles?

2 minutes ago, Captain Papyrus said:

OOC: So...it's raining meteors all over the place. What to do now?

OOC: i think the best thing to do is find a way to turn E.T's soul yellow

mostly so he can avoid getting hit by the meteors

1 minute ago, OxyontheWolf said:

  ( I've seen better Yo Momma jokes on the freaking INTERNET! (the blaster fires at Rainbow Man, ZTAR suddenly starts feeling weird) hngh....not now please.......

E.T still was attempting to distract ZTAR.

 E.T: HEY, ZTAR! YOUR NAME SOUNDS LIKE...

E.T: LIKE...

E.T: ...I'm all out of comebacks.

E.T: FUCK!

1 minute ago, OxyontheWolf said:

 (takes hit after hit from Rainbow Man, and decided to end this fires a Gaster Blaster straight at Rainbow Man)

E.T saw ZTAR's Gaster Blaster.

E.T: (I've gotta find a way to distract him... but how? I'm pretty much stuck... Unless, of course...)

E.T began to insult ZTAR in an attempt to distract him.

E.T: HEY, YOU DAMNED STAR! MY MOTHER HAS MORE DIGNITY THEN YOU DO!

E.T: (Seriously... mom jokes? Now you're just scraping the bottom of the barrel.)

43 minutes ago, OxyontheWolf said:

Oh....sweet.....Lord.....

E.T was still trapped in the spider web, but could still insult ZTAR to an even bigger extent.

E.T: WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO NOW, YOU DAMNED VEXING STAR?

E.T: (Goddammit... why do I keep on saying "vexing" all the damned time?)

Just now, OxyontheWolf said:

  WHAT DID YOU SAY *CENSORED TO NOT OFFEND ANYONE*!?!??!?! (fires Gaster Blaster after Gaster Blaster)....this isn't working at all.... (turns ET pink, strips him from spear and now he's stuck in a spider web, with limited moves) ....let's see how you dance! (laughs maniatically)

BGM: The Spider's Dance

(ZTAR proceeds to fire bone barriers, explosives, and cockroaches that crawl trough the web) 

E.T got hit with a few of the attacks, but got the hang of it eventually.

E.T: Welp, I must say, you're quite the... STAR! Tch, nope, I'm just messing with you, you're even worse at fighting then Tommy when he's drunk!

E.T: (Wait... he probably doesn't even know who Tommy is.)

Just now, OxyontheWolf said:

    OH  

are you serious? I've seen better disses from a sandwich, A SANDWICH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! (Gaster Blasters fire their beams at ET)

E.T reflected the beams with his spear.

E.T: I'm also pretty sure a sandwich fights better then you do!

E.T: (For once in my life, I FINALLY come up with a comeback that doesn't include "vexing" in it!)

Just now, OxyontheWolf said:

    OH YESSSSS! (fires walls of bombs at ET) dodge this one!

E.T moved his spears to reflect most of the bombs, with him getting hit by a fair amount, but reflecting the rest.

E.T: IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT, YOU DAMNED SPACE OBJECT?

E.T: (Gotta give me some kudos for that comeback, at least!)

2 minutes ago, OxyontheWolf said:

   

(counters with a spear of energy, okay, maybe it's useless to use blue...HOW ABOUT THIS!? (ET is now inmobile, and green, but he has a spear, ZTAR fires a barrage of spears at him)

BGM: Death By Glamour

E.T reflected most of the spears, although a few hit him.

 E.T: You do know, I can use this damned spear, right? This is gonna be over before you even KNOW it!

E.T: (Alright, I'm gonna need to think of a new strategy... I can't exactly move an inch while being like this...)

Just now, OxyontheWolf said:

 D Oh yeah (as he dodges the fires, summons a barrier of bones, which appear above and below ET, he has to jump)

E.T managed to jump over most of the bones, although a few of the bones still hit him.

E.T: Is that the best you can manage, you damned vexing star!?

E.T: (I'm... really running out of comebacks.)

E.T: BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER!

E.T summoned a barrage of bone attacks, before finishing it off by summoning a trail of fire right at ZTAR.

26 minutes ago, OxyontheWolf said:

@TotalDramaXtremist check your profile pls!

Do you seriously think you can beat me!? (teleports behind the Mecha Dragon and aims his Gaster Blaster at ET)

E.T threw the Annoying Dog right at the Gaster Blaster. ("the annoying dog absorbed the artifact")

E.T: Oh, please, I can do more then beat you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqzBv3FYpr0 started playing in the background.

E.T: I'm gonna make you have a bad time.

E.T summoned two Gaster Blasters, one of them positioned horizontally while the other one was positioned vertically.

23 minutes ago, OxyontheWolf said:

  what's this? an arrogant little kid? HAH! move out kiddo, men are fighting here (turns ET Blue, the weight of his body increases to the point he's sunken to the ground) You're blue now, that'll stop you, NYEH HEH HEH! (looks at the dragon) now for you....

 E.T: I... I can't feel my legs...

E.T grinned.

E.T: Well, at least I still have the Gaster Blaster!

E.T activated the Gaster Blaster, firing it right at ZTAR.

1 hour ago, OxyontheWolf said:

   You're useless without your robot buddies, now, prepare to fall! (evil laughter!)

Suddenly, E.T appeared.

E.T: Not so much, you damned vexing star! .,.What does vexing mean, again?

E.T summoned a Gaster Blaster.

E.T: Anyways, forget that! I'm taking you down, motherfucker!

Could you do these?

1 hour ago, TotalDramaXtremist said:

 

"Use him as bait along with Wizrock.......that's really all I got."

E.T: Oh, c'mon, don't you think that's a bit harsh? I mean, su-

Tommy: No, E.T, he's right...

Tommy smiles like a maniac.

Tommy: LET'S DO IT.

E.T: Oh, for fuck's sake, and you're supposed to be the-

Tommy: I'm on break.

2 hours ago, TotalDramaXtremist said:

 

 

"Hmm......I understand how dangerous it is then."

 

"Is any of that bulls**t important right now?! NO! We need a plan and we need one fast!"

Tommy suddenly tilted his head right towards Fuhuyiko.

Tommy: Need a plan, as you do say?

Tommy: Well, I do have a bit of a plan...

E.T suddenly stepped in, right next to Tommy.

 E.T: Well, I could just as easily find a way to fend off ZTAR... Although, it might take a while.

E.T: As for G.T...

E.T pointed right to G.T.

E.T: Well, the guy's a bloody idiot, so I really don't know what he could do.

Just now, OxyontheWolf said:

from what I've heard it's worse...picture a rabid Justin Bieber fanboy, add salt, add two months of cocaine and you get his split personality

Tommy: ...That's... pretty obnoxious...

Tommy: Especially the Bieber part.

Tommy: So, how exactly are we going to find a way to defeat/subdue him?

E.T suddenly STOPPED being quiet.

E.T: Oh, I have my ways...

Tommy: E.T, you're grounded for a week.

E.T: Oh, come on, it'd help a lot!

Tommy: ...You're grounded for 2 days, now.