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???: duh... sexy blonde girl... huh huh...

???: SEE I TOLD YOU THIS DAY WOULD COME WHEN - 

Cue one of them taking a photograph of Yang.

???: Now THAT'S what I call a photograph right there!

???: SeE? TOM KNEW tHIs WOulD HAPPEn! TOM juSt MAdE ThA BeST DeCISHUN eVER!

1 hour ago, A person said:

Jebediah had used the newfound ability, aiming the bolt of lightning at a ruined building near the group. Upon impact with the destroyed building's side, a large chunk of it fell off, threatening to crush anyone standing below it. Afterwards, the Winged Warrior had quickly flown to the rooftop of another building nearby and stayed low to avoid being spotted.

OOC: Pictures are coming later.

Tommy had noticed the the large chunk of the building falling, and realized what kind of threat could happen if anybody were to be standing under it.

Tommy: Shit, there's gotta be some sort of way to prevent any injuries!

Tommy suddenly got an idea.

Tommy: I've got it!

Tommy set his fist on fire, before running right towards the building at a fast enough velocity to potentially break it apart if he were to hit it.

Tommy: BURNING...

Tommy jumped in the air, sending his fist at the massive chunk and colliding with it like a missile.

Tommy: KNUCKLE!

OOC #2: yup, Tommy has fire powers! also, sorry if that seemed unfair at all

Tommy: Well, at least he isn't Ryuji-levels of insane.

Tommy: But still, he's a pretty delusional CENSORED either way.

OOC: Too lazy to do pictures right now.

Tommy, E.T and G.T weren't getting involved. Instead they were just sitting down on their lawn chairs which they somehow brought with them.

Tommy: Awright! You got it, man!]

Tommy munched on popcorn.

Tommy: This fight's been going GREAT so far! I've never had such a great adrenaline rush since I ran from the po-po, but G.T did most of that.

G.T: YA'LL KNOW THAT SHITE, MUTHAFUCKAS!

Tommy: The latter.

Tommy: I asked him "hey daddy, can I have your cloning machine" and he was all like "sure son, I really don't give a CENSORED".

Tommy: My dad gave it to me when I was very young...

Tommy: I think it was when I was a toddler...

Tommy: Alrighty then, sit down and I'll tell you all of them...

Two days later.

Tommy: See? I told you it'd take two days to tell ya!

Tommy: Oh, lemme tell you something, it'd take me all day to tell you most of them...

Tommy: Maybe even two days if I'd l have to tell you all of them.

Tommy: Saving for "cool leg"?

Tommy: Oh, no, the guys trying to save up to buy a sandwich. Strange, isn't it?

Tommy: Oh, things have gone great!

Tommy: Although, Tommie is still attempting to sell random things he found to other people... it's kinda depressing if you think about it. So much useful money, wasted for such petty things just so they can get paid with dog residue... sad, isn't it?

Just now, Ryon said:

Is this "Sitcom" the spin off of the Paradise topic?

Yep!

 Tommy: Oh, in that case, I guess I technically forgive you, even though you really didn't do anything bad...

 Tommy: If I were you, I'd actually be considering myself fairly lucky right now... not like you were in any danger in the first place.

 E.T: I just don't understand why. Aren't mothers supposed to love their sons?

E.T: Anyways, Wade, no matter what, don't listen to a single word that your mother says...

Meanwhile, at Tommy's room...

Tommy: So, "turn to page 142 to find out about how to control fire..."

 Tommy: Gee, I sure do wonder why E.T and Team RWBY are talking about "Deadpool playing with plushies"... I mean, I know he's fairly weird, but that doesn't mean he could've ordered plushies on Amazon... unless...

Tommy lowered the book from his face.

Tommy: Of course. He must've used my computer to order plushies... haven't I told everybody that my computer's supposed to be off bounds?

Tommy went back to reading.

25 minutes ago, OxyontheWolf said:

(BACK AT THE CASTLE)

  OH MY GOD GIRLS! what's that chopper?!

Meanwhile, in the helicopter...

???: duh... what does this button do...

SLAM.

???: That was the deactivation button, you dimwit.

???: ...what's a deactivation button

???: OHMYFUCKINGGOD YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU'RE GONNA KILL US ALL NOW AND IT'S JUST BECAUSE YOU PRESSED A BUTTON THAT DIDN'T EVEN EXIST YOU FUCKING IDIOT OHMYGOD

???: sEe? TOm KNEW DAt THIS woULD HAPpEn! TOMMIe AlWAYS MAKeS GOD dECIShUns!

???: ...Oooh, this is gonna be a great scoop! I better record this WHOLE THING!

OOC: at school, so no pics

Tommy: ...I bought it. Although, I do wish I made it.

E.T: ...That's just... depressing...

E.T: (I mean, like, "Spec Ops: The Line" levels of depressing.)

E.T: Alright, you got it...

E.T moved as was told.

OOC: it's taking total forever, so...

E.T: Now, THAT'S the real reason why I didn't want you guy - no, girls - coming into his room.

Don't worry guys, I'll try to make a fullgame in memory of Freett!

1 hour ago, Captain Papyrus said:

butt monkey

OOC: Whoever gets the reference gets a cookie.

OOC: tvtropes?

Suddenly, an helicopter came into view. WHY is was there and WHAT is was there for was a mystery.

???: Do you REALLY think it was such a good idea to make IT the pilot?

???: tOMmiE Is AlWAYS sURE! tOmmiE JUsT mAD ThA bEst DECiSHUn EVEr SINCE Tom FLAkeS were MAde!

???: GUYS IT IS A FUCKING IDIOT SO YOU GUYS JUST MADE THE WORST DECISION EVER OH MY FUCKING GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE. AAAAAAAAAAA

???: duh... dont worry guys ive got this!

E.T: SEE? I told you guys there was nothing in there!

E.T: (Leave it to Deadpool to have him save his own back...)

E.T gave up.

E.T: Fine... Just don't say I didn't warn you.

He moved away from the door.

E.T didn't want to lie to Ruby as to what was in there, but as he didn't want her to find out, she refused to tell her.

E.T: You really don't wanna know, alright? Let's just say Deadpool has some... weird habits, and leave it like that.

OOC: I'm on my iPad, so there won't be any photos for a while.

E.T: And let you see horrors that nothing on this planet has every seen before?

E.T: Yeaaaaah, no.

Tommy was sweating so much that he became completely covered in it.