The Unexpected Visitor

Hey guys what's u-HOLY SHIT

Ok I bet half of the supposed Touhou fans in this forum don't even know where the fuck the (9) joke came from so I will tell it how it is:

This is a manual for a Touhou game, As you can see, Cirno is on screen and  she is reffered with the circled 9 symbol, in the item 9 you can clearly see with a bit of hiragana/katakana background that it says "baka", which translates to idiot. I don't know how that picked up but all touhou meems kind of suck to suck completely sooooo..

Now shove off all of ya Touhou fan posers, or I'll roast yas!

Amazing thread HoF and lock, mods anyone?

The coinnoseur of posting has spoken, comply now everybody.

Me fighting against the clock in diverse settings:

I might put more videos if I want.

ermano ke wea

Don't mind Trinitronity, he has problems.

The best TV program ever.

Your track record says otherwise m8.

I blame Ricepigeon as per usual

I don't care if it's "mysoginist" or anything, if you put a song in a page that's supposed to be silent I will instantly hate you.

Noone likes autoplay in Tumblr.

Why don't you promote you OCs that much?

SPRI YAR ZON never said women were meant to be weaker so:

That's probably what Optimal100s was referring to >.>

I don't see the reply here where he points it out. How was he supposed to know

5: It's as if I can predict a "Rice N Pals use an UU Pokémon" video coming right around the corner...

no.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWR_qL_mxo0

are you freddy for ready

Updated again!

GUISE She's UPDATED!!!

[State blugrhghg]

type = Trans

trigger1 = 1

trans = addalpha

alpha = ceil(256*ifelse(power>=3000,1,power/3000.0)),256

For setting bounce speed, you can always try fall.xvelocity and fall.yvelocity

Usually I do a copypaste of this state:

;Ground Bounce basic:

[Statedef 660]

type = A

movetype= H

physics = N

velset = 0,0

 

[State 1025, Anim] ;Freeze

type = ChangeAnim

trigger1 = 1

value = 5160

 

[State 1025, State]

type = ChangeState

trigger1 = HitShakeOver = 1

value = 661

 

;Le ebin groundbounce

[Statedef 661]

type = A

movetype= H

physics = N

velset = 0,0

 

[State freezeanim]

type = ChangeAnim

trigger1 = Time = 0

value = 5160

[State Get my Hit X and Y vels]

type = HitVelSet

trigger1 = Time = 0

x = 1

y = 1

[State Ensure my speed]

type = VelAdd

trigger1 = Time

y = gethitvar(yaccel)

 

[State truck]

type = ChangeState

trigger1 = vel y > 0

trigger1 = vel y + pos y >= Const(movement.down.bounce.offset.y)

value = 662

ctrl = 0

 

;Le ebin groundbounce

[Statedef 662]

type = A

movetype= H

physics = N

velset = 0,0

 

[State 821, 2] ; Recover near ground (use ChangeState)

type = ChangeState

triggerall = Vel Y > 0

triggerall = Pos Y >= -20

triggerall = alive

triggerall = CanRecover

trigger1 = Command = "recovery"||name="Training"

value = 5200 ;HITFALL_RECOVER

 

[State 821, 3] ; Recover in mid air (use SelfState)

type = SelfState

triggerall = Vel Y > 0

triggerall = alive

triggerall = CanRecover

trigger1 = Command = "recovery"||name="Training"

value = 5210 ;HITFALL_AIRRECOVER

 

[State Forced into ground]

type = PosSet

trigger1 = Time = 0

y = 0

[State 0, Offset]

type = Offset

trigger1 = Time < 8

x = 3*ceil(Cos(2*pi*time/4.0))

y = 3*ceil(Sin(2*pi*time/4.0))

[State get sound]

type = PlaySnd

trigger1 = Time = 0

value = F7,2

[State AAAAAAAAA]

type = Explod

trigger1 = Time = 0

anim = F62

pos = 0,0

postype = p1

facing = 1

bindtime = 1

removetime = -2

scale = 2,2.5

ontop = 1

ownpal = 1

removeongethit = 0

[State freezeanim]

type = ChangeAnim

trigger1 = time<=7

value = 5100

[State anim]

type = ChangeAnim

trigger1 = time=8

value = 5160

[State Get Hurt]

type = HitFallDamage

trigger1 = Time = 0

[State 0, HitFallVel]

type = HitFallVel

trigger1 = Time = 8

 

[State special gravity]

type = VelAdd

trigger1 = Time>8

y = gethitvar(yaccel)

 

[State Truck]

type = SelfState

trigger1 = vel y > 0

trigger1 = vel y + pos y >= Const(movement.down.bounce.offset.y)

value = 5110

ctrl = 0

When P2 bounces up from hitting the ground, P2 will ALWAYS have statetype = L, even when P2 is flying in the air from bouncing up. So you're forced to make a custom state simulating a bounce.