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The Post-a-Joke Thread

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The Post-a-Joke Thread

Since apparently this is the first thread in this section, I wanted to make it a dumb one. 

 

Post a joke. Any joke. A knock-knock joke. An anti-joke. A jojoke. Heck, even a corny joke, or a joke about corn. I'll start.

 

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

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How did the round table come to be?

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They were originally going to make a square table, but decided to cut corners.

 

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Not really, Big Green.

 

Anyway... I got puns! Good puns, bad puns... it would be a total 'pun'-ishment to not like them.

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Why did the corn ditch his girlfriend?

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She was a stalker!

 

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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To avoid overused jokes about it doing so.

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A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but saran wrap around his waste.

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The psychiatrist says, "Well, clearly I can see your nuts."

 

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

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He wanted to see time fly!

 

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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

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He was lucky it was a soft drink.

 

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