The Quote of the Day thread

[NijikakuFan61]

"What does any of that have to do with babies!? Mario, I don't understand!"

- Luigi, Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 1

 

[Zio]

"Hello Producer of the Duke of Hazzard. Call me, I'm your man."

- Psychedelic Eyeball, Mega Man 2 Race

[Sweetfire13]

"You won't see me stop eatin' no ribs either. Gotta have them ribs, pussy too"

-President Barack Obama

[DuckMannnn]

"I love Hispanics"

-Donald Trump after eating hispanic food at the Trump Tower

[Uncle Dante]

"Pop quiz: How long's it take to beat a moron to death? *Buzzer noise* Sorry, time's up, you're dead."

- Scout, Team Fortress 2

[StrongestPotato]

"WHAT!?!?!?"
Cinder Fall's last words

[NijikakuFan61]

"Does he look like a bitch?" - Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction

[Big Green]

Ravioli Ravioli *insert something random*oli

- Me, as of late.

[Dan]

"OKAY!!"

- Terry Bogard

[NijikakuFan61]

"I figured out way back if God is all-powerful, He cannot be all good. And if He is all good, then He cannot be all-powerful." - Lex Luthor, Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice.

[DuckMannnn]

"I've created a new verb: to pedophilize. Basically, it's when you turn someone into a pedophile."

-Nightwalker

[Scrombo]

"So long, gay Bowser."

-Mario, Super Mario 64

[Superkingkong65]

"Oh my god, they killed Kenny!" - Stan Marsh, South Park

[Uncle Dante]

"Welp, see ya on Xbox ya bub ass fuckin' bubs!"

- Wolverine, MvC3: Wolverine

[Scrombo]

If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest.

-Charles Barkley 

[NijikakuFan61]

"That's because you're a dog, Luigi!" 

- Mario,, Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 1

[Big Green]

"Woof!?"

 

- Luigi, Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 1

[NijikakuFan61]

"Oh no, Mario! We're in trouble now! How did these pipes get so bad!?"

 

- Luigi, The Adventures of Mario and Luigi (Episode 2)

[Uncle Dante]

"That's because we didn't check on them regularly. You know what else you should check on regularly Luigi? Your prostate."

- Mario, The Adventures of Mario and Luigi (Episode 2)

 

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This thread's gonna be filled with these, huh?

[NijikakuFan61]

"It's just like plumbing, Luigi! You get your white gloves on, you get a hand in there, and if you feel some spaghetti and meatballs, you go see your local doctor!"

 

- Mario, The Adventures of Mario and Luigi (Episode 2)

[Superkingkong65]

"COMBO BREAKER" - Announcer, Killer Instinct

[Uncle Dante]

"It's a shame we found that tumor too late and we had to put ol' Koopa down."

- Mario, The Adventures of Mario and Luigi (Episode 2)

[NijikakuFan61]

"Well, you know what they say: "you win some, you lose some"!"

 

- Luigi, The Adventures of Mario and Luigi (Episode 2)

[DuckMannnn]

"While in English class, I wanted to say cleaning, but I said cunnilingus instead."

Kotomi Tsuda (Seitokai Yakuindomo)

[Big Fella]

"Kakarot...KAKAROOOOOOOOOT!"~Broly