I googled Chinese Bootleg Yugioh Cards because there are always some completely nonsense fake cards to laugh at.
That... sounds painful. Vomiting fire...
I'm also very confused how you are supposed to "dice a coin". I guess I chop up a coin three times? And it says "when 2 times observe", so if I stare at my coin while dicing it, look away, then look at it again I am guaranteed to destroy one if my "adversary's" cards? That's a buff to its previous effect. Or it would be, but you can only use it on "your own ground". Unless you own a card shop, you are probably playing in other people's ground (property, I assume). I guess turns are called "bouts" now.
That was complete nonsense. I should check out cards for some other games.