what are the funniest/best winning quotes you've put on your characters

[uaguilar]

I wanna hear all your funniest, best winning quotes for your characters.    I ll put one ..  silver samurai - "you've been outsilvered"  "the amount of silver you got on is pathetic, which is why you lost"  "I heard there is a surfer who rivals all my silveriness"    "who the hell are you?!..eh who cares.... SILVER"

[Ali]

"Hey bro,you could be a good character - just for training mode!" one of Smash HD Mario's quates

[tehdevil]

vs. CM Punk by Seanaltly (both version): "Now you have lost, I am gonna snatch your A.J Lee to become my wife!"

CM Punk (Best in the word) by Seanaltly: "The reason why A.J Lee marries me because I am the best in the world!"

CM Punk (Straight Edge Society) by Seanltly: "Being a straight edge society makes A.J Lee marries me!"