The Role-Play Paradise: THE SITCOM!

[TotalDramaXtremist]

Following the castle tour.......

"Guys, is it just me, or does it feel like that we're being watched?"

[StrongestPotato]

  I don't know.....hmmm.......now that I think of it....you're right

[NijikakuFan61]

 Well, you might feel like you're being watched, then look around and nobody would be there, but...

 

Fuck dat shit, Tommy, I feel like I be bein peeped like a muthafucka... maybe I might rob some scrilla from whoeverz robbin our asses yo, but all up in tha same time...

 

G.T pulled out his pistol, just in case anybody tried to attack him.

 

Alrighty then, if some muthafucka don't reveal theyselves up in 3, then I'ma fuckin' pull dis trigger...

 

Um... G.T? Don't you think that's a little... harsh?

[Uncle Dante]

(Thinking) ???: Damn, I've been discovered. Oh well, I've got nothing to lose now.

 

(Out loud) ???: Oh yeah? What good'll that do ya if you don't know where I'm at?

[NijikakuFan61]

Yo ass fool! Do you know whoz ass tha hell I am, biatch? I be tha muthafucka that'll blow yo' jaw right off without even hesitatin bout dat shiznit son! Show yo ass or I be bout ta snap yo' fuckin neck right off!

 

Tommy glared right at G.T.

 

Um, G.T... Don't be so harsh.

[Uncle Dante]

???: No offense, but you're making it a little hard for me to want to show myself. Tell you what, I've been getting bored here, so how about we play a little game of hide and seek?

[DuckMannnn]

"Hide and seek? Try to find me if you can!" *teleports faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar away*

[Uncle Dante]

???: Uh, yeah. So, shall we begin?

[NijikakuFan61]

Alrighty then, letz go! I be bout ta bloody find you, n' then I be bout ta tell EVERYBODY bout how tha fuck I found yo' ass muthafucka! You'll be shiverin up in yo' boots!

 

G.T started looking around the halls.

 

A-ha, I be thinkin I jus - Nope, thatz just a rock... FUCK! Where up in fuckz sake is you, you persistent lil bastard!

[Uncle Dante]

 

The voice could now be heard in G.T's room.

 

???: Woah! Where'd all this come from?

 

 

 

 

 

[NijikakuFan61]

A-ha! I found you now, you sneaky bastard hommie! Therez no goin back now, I'ma find you n' save any remainin leftovers!

 

G.T walked right into his room... and he noticed his scrilla.

 

...M-my scrilla... straight-up... ruined... YOU BASTARD, YOU'LL PAY!

 

 ...Oh, shit, this is gonna suck...

[StrongestPotato]

something tells me the fan's gonna hit it, and very hard...

[Uncle Dante]

Hey! You won! It took you long enough, but you found me. Good job!

 

He notices G.T's face and looks down.

 

 

 

Scrilla? Oh! You mean this? Yeah, that was like that when I got here.

 

 

Shame, I could've borrowed some so I could pay off my debt.

 

 

Hey, where'd you get all that money anyways?

[NijikakuFan61]

OOC: no pictures = iPad

 

G.T: ...I stole it all.

 

G.T shrugged.

 

G.T: Eh, as long as any scrilla wasn't damaged, thatz perfectly fine by mah dirty ass. What brangs you here, anyways?

[Uncle Dante]

You stole all of that? You're a master of your art.

Anyways, I've heard there was some strange supernatural phenomena going on in the area, so I came to investigate.

Honestly, though, I'm beginning to think the masked freak prank called me again.

 

[StrongestPotato]

hey I know you! you're the guy who rekt Bayonetta! I think I was in the same show once

[Uncle Dante]

Yep, I still have the sword too.

 

Anyways, I think I'll be on my way. Nothing too out of the ordinary has happened here, and you never know how soon business will beckon elsewhere.

[NijikakuFan61]

Alright, I guess I be bout ta peep ya later.

 

Remember; no matta what, never smoke yellow snow.

[TotalDramaXtremist]

5 minutes ago, NijikakuFan61 said:

Alright, I guess I be bout ta peep ya later.

 

Remember; no matta what, never smoke yellow snow.

"Don't you mean: Don't EAT yellow snow?"

[NijikakuFan61]

Look, mah accent make me screw thangs up, aiiiight, biatch? For example, I could say "don't pick yo' nozzle where it don't belong"...

 

See, I holla'd at you mah accent screws thangs up!

[Uncle Dante]

Dante starts to walk out of G.T's room

 

Yeah, yeah. Just do me a favor and remember to give Deadpool a nice ass-kicking for prank-calling me.

[NijikakuFan61]

...Alright, I be bout ta... do dat right now!

 

Although, I aint straight-up shizzle dat E.T wanna it if I did dis shit. But eh, whoever holla'd dat game was a rose garden?

[TotalDramaXtremist]

1 minute ago, Tony Redgrave said:

Dante starts to walk out of G.T's room

 

Yeah, yeah. Just do me a favor and remember to give Deadpool a nice ass-kicking for prank-calling me.

"I wonder why?"

[Uncle Dante]

Dante stops in place for a second, his voice still audible from outside G.T's room

 

Who knows? If I had to guess it might be due to that short attention span of his. Really doesn't take much to amuse that guy.

[NijikakuFan61]

...Eh, I guess dat IS kinda true...

 

But, still though, I don't exactly be thinkin dat E.T would appreciate if I wooped his dopest playaz ass... he might wanna blast mah damned torso off.