NijikakuFan61 Posted March 1, 2016 Posted March 1, 2016 The camera was zoomed into the face of a man. This man looked very familiar, almost as if it were another Tommy... ???: Hello. I have probably not introduced myself yet. The man cleared his voice. ???: My name is Narrator Tommy, or N.T for short. Now, I'm pretty sure what you guys/dumb fucks are all wondering... "why is there just a single man with his face up so close to the camera", and I'd tell you that the main reason of that is because I am going to show you around the house, introduce you to everybody as well... N.T: After all, I DO have "Narrator" in my name for a reason, you dumb fuck. Now, if you punks are ready for 30 minutes of plain stock footage, or even LIKE the idea of that, then lemme tell you one thing... you guys need some serious help with that personality of yours. The camera turned off. Cue stock footage of the Deadpool movie. N.T: This guy is Deadpool. He's one crazy fucker! ... N.T: He also likes to play with plushies of random people... don't ask me why that's a thing. YEEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGH!
DuckMannnn Posted March 1, 2016 Posted March 1, 2016 "No hablo inglés... soy español! ¿Porque hay un gordo aqui?"
NijikakuFan61 Posted March 2, 2016 Posted March 2, 2016 The camera zoomed right into Dusk. N.T: ¡Correcto! Casi me olvido de este tipo! Este derecho aquí es la oscuridad, el erizo, que parece como un peludo me ... Then it zoomed back out again and turned off. Cue stock footage of RWBY. N.T: Ah, soy demasiado perezoso para contar esta con ustedes ... digamos que si usted no sabe quiénes son estas personas, que son de RWBY, que es la mejor maldita cosa en todo el planeta. YEEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGH!
StrongestPotato Posted March 2, 2016 Author Posted March 2, 2016 (locked in his room, playing with his plushies of team RWBY) BGM: Your best Friend Whoah! I love Deadpool! there's no way of being more awesome than him! Yeah! I would do anything to get close to him and give him a big BIG! HUG!!! (squeals) Saying that he's handsome is the least, girls, remember, he's smart, and burly! why hasn't his mother accepted him back home? maybe because his mom is a BIG OLD FAT LOSER! but still! I agree Wade is badass and deserves the Nobel Prize! yeah, this is true joy of a man and his lovely bunch of friends
NijikakuFan61 Posted March 2, 2016 Posted March 2, 2016 N.T: ¿Ver? Le dije a ustedes Deadpool hizo algunas cosas muy raras! Yo no quiero ni hago esta narración más, pero todavía me pagan para hacerlo, maldita sea! TOMMY! Usted es el hombre ahora, PERRO! The camera zoomed into Tommy's face. Tommy: Por lo tanto, quiere decir, que tengo que hacer el narrador sabe? ... ¿Por qué coño estoy incluso gritos español en el primer lugar? N.T: Porque, Tommy, Anochecer dijo que no habla Inglés. YEEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGH!
TotalDramaXtremist Posted March 2, 2016 Posted March 2, 2016 "Ummm......Deadpool? What are you doing?" http://totaldramaxtremist.deviantart.com/ http://totaldramaxtremist.tumblr.com/
StrongestPotato Posted March 2, 2016 Author Posted March 2, 2016 1 minute ago, TotalDramaXtremist said: "Ummm......Deadpool? What are you doing?" n-nothing! just men stuff! (starts up an Atari 5200) no girls allowed!
TotalDramaXtremist Posted March 2, 2016 Posted March 2, 2016 Just now, OxyontheWolf said: n-nothing! just men stuff! (starts up an Atari 5200) no girls allowed! "Weird......Yang! Weiss! Blake! Come in here!" http://totaldramaxtremist.deviantart.com/ http://totaldramaxtremist.tumblr.com/
NijikakuFan61 Posted March 2, 2016 Posted March 2, 2016 Off-screen, N.T could be heard complaining. N.T: Y se suponía que debía ser la narración, maldita sea! YEEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGH!
StrongestPotato Posted March 2, 2016 Author Posted March 2, 2016 (arrives and hugs Ruby) what's going on, lil' sis?
TotalDramaXtremist Posted March 2, 2016 Posted March 2, 2016 4 minutes ago, OxyontheWolf said: (arrives and hugs Ruby) what's going on, lil' sis? "Looks like Deadpool's losing it......." http://totaldramaxtremist.deviantart.com/ http://totaldramaxtremist.tumblr.com/
TotalDramaXtremist Posted March 2, 2016 Posted March 2, 2016 5 minutes ago, OxyontheWolf said: how so, sis? "Wade's messing around with plushies of us!" http://totaldramaxtremist.deviantart.com/ http://totaldramaxtremist.tumblr.com/
TotalDramaXtremist Posted March 2, 2016 Posted March 2, 2016 "He's trying to hide it by playing an Atari system. No one plays Atari anymore!" http://totaldramaxtremist.deviantart.com/ http://totaldramaxtremist.tumblr.com/
StrongestPotato Posted March 2, 2016 Author Posted March 2, 2016 Ruby, you're wrong, many people enjoy the simplicity of the Atari, a very fun console, look at ET, he enjoys a good round of Pong! but it's blatantly obvious Wade's playing with his dolls again
Ganbare-Lucifer Posted March 2, 2016 Posted March 2, 2016 "Yun? Yun? Where are you, Yun? Has anyone seen my best friend pal?" In the shadows, I see you... -|☥|-
DuckMannnn Posted March 2, 2016 Posted March 2, 2016 "Un momento por favor, tengo un problema tecnico..." Dusk disappears and reappears moments later. "Désolé, j'avais un petit erreur... ah putain de merde! Veuillez attendez un moment s'il vous plait." Dusk disappears again and reappears again. "Testing, 1, 2, 3... Finally! Sorry for that, had some technical problem with the language settings...I came here to tell you guys... to go f*ck yourselfves. Bye!" NijikakuFan61 1
StrongestPotato Posted March 2, 2016 Author Posted March 2, 2016 11 hours ago, DuckMannnn said: "Un momento por favor, tengo un problema tecnico..." Dusk disappears and reappears moments later. "Désolé, j'avais un petit erreur... ah putain de merde! Veuillez attendez un moment s'il vous plait." Dusk disappears again and reappears again. "Testing, 1, 2, 3... Finally! Sorry for that, had some technical problem with the language settings...I came here to tell you guys... to go f*ck yourselfves. Bye!" you may have fixed the language, but your voice pitch went higher!
TotalDramaXtremist Posted March 2, 2016 Posted March 2, 2016 5 hours ago, OxyontheWolf said: you may have fixed the language, but your voice pitch went higher! "Oh well, close enough." http://totaldramaxtremist.deviantart.com/ http://totaldramaxtremist.tumblr.com/
StrongestPotato Posted March 2, 2016 Author Posted March 2, 2016 wonder if Haruna's ears would stand it, anyways, Deadpool, open up! we know!
StrongestPotato Posted March 2, 2016 Author Posted March 2, 2016 I got it! what if we ask someone about Deadpool, ET's his closest friend
TotalDramaXtremist Posted March 3, 2016 Posted March 3, 2016 "Hey E.T.! We need to know what Deadpool's up to!" @NijikakuFan61, your move! http://totaldramaxtremist.deviantart.com/ http://totaldramaxtremist.tumblr.com/
NijikakuFan61 Posted March 3, 2016 Posted March 3, 2016 E.T: Oh, Deadpool? Pfft... if it's about him playing with plushies, then... no, he's not. E.T cleared his throat. E.T: Actually, it's the exact opposite. Sure, he has them in his room, but that doesn't mean he likes to play with them. Oh, no, not one bit, actually. In fact, if he were playing with plushies, I would've told you guys already. As well... E.T: You've known me for a long time, so why'd I ever want to lie to you? YEEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGH!
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