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( I've seen better Yo Momma jokes on the freaking INTERNET! (the blaster fires at Rainbow Man, ZTAR suddenly starts feeling weird) hngh....not now please.......

(takes hit after hit from Rainbow Man, and decided to end this fires a Gaster Blaster straight at Rainbow Man)

Oh....sweet.....Lord.....

(stops firing and generates an absorbing barrier on his behind, notices Rainbow Man) ...oh shit

WHAT DID YOU SAY *CENSORED TO NOT OFFEND ANYONE*!?!??!?! (fires Gaster Blaster after Gaster Blaster)....this isn't working at all.... (turns ET pink, strips him from spear and now he's stuck in a spider web, with limited moves) ....let's see how you dance! (laughs maniatically) BGM: The Spider's Dance (ZTAR proceeds to fire bone barriers, explosives, and cockroaches that crawl trough the web)

OH are you serious? I've seen better disses from a sandwich, A SANDWICH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! (Gaster Blasters fire their beams at ET)

OH YESSSSS! (fires walls of bombs at ET) dodge this one!

(counters with a spear of energy, okay, maybe it's useless to use blue...HOW ABOUT THIS!? (ET is now inmobile, and green, but he has a spear, ZTAR fires a barrage of spears at him) BGM: Death By Glamour

D Oh yeah (as he dodges the fires, summons a barrier of bones, which appear above and below ET, he has to jump)

@TotalDramaXtremist check your profile pls! Do you seriously think you can beat me!? (teleports behind the Mecha Dragon and aims his Gaster Blaster at ET)

so if ZTAR happens to screw up, what do we do?

what's this? an arrogant little kid? HAH! move out kiddo, men are fighting here (turns ET Blue, the weight of his body increases to the point he's sunken to the ground) You're blue now, that'll stop you, NYEH HEH HEH! (looks at the dragon) now for you....

Y Showtime! (he summons not one but TWO Gaster Blasters) anyone else up for a fight?

You're useless without your robot buddies, now, prepare to fall! (evil laughter!)

(generates an EMP) oh really? (the EMP affects all the Unlimited Force AND Trap Jaw's arm)

(something generates from the shadows) : Attention, we have placed explosives in a random room from your castle, surrender or.... ...OR I WON'T SHARE MY CANDY WITH YOU, HAH!.... Ignore that brainless dork-a-doofus, eitherways, I the great ZTAR, the Scourge of Carpath...wait wrong subtitle...the Evil beneath the Sky will take over this castle! (evil laughter)

You don't know what JB is? you're lucky

from what I've heard it's worse...picture a rabid Justin Bieber fanboy, add salt, add two months of cocaine and you get his split personality

there's no time! we must find that treacherous star and kill it!

OOC: I will continue the plan after TDX posts the explosive part

it's after all, post-event

(ignoring that comment...) (arrives at the main hall, where everyone is) THERE'S POISON GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU GOT IT! (runs as fast as he can)

I hate Argento, he treats me like a mentally defficient psycho, why is that? I want to know

Eitherways, did you catch the memo? we're almost in the Distortion, and I'm sure nothing will stop us