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Sweetfire13

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  1. You know this is the last thing i fucking need. I wake up this morning and i go into the kitchen to make myself a bowl of cereal and there's a spider on the counter, so i couldn't eat! and like three hours later i go to the grocery store to buy some peaches , and when im in the produce aisle, i sneeze so hard i fart and a little bit of shit comes out, so i couldn't eat breakfast, and i shit myself at the grocery store and i come home and all i wanted was a glass of pee

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  3. forgive english, i am Russia.
    i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.
    We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i **** this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
    I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

  4. Democritus (デモクリトス Demokuritusu) is a wandering philosopher who is taken in by the mercenary group the "Band of the Proportion" (比例の団 Hirei no Dan) after being swiftly defeated by its leader Pythagoras, and soon becomes his right-hand man while making a name as the group's renowned debate leader. After encountering a monstrous man known as Protagoras who spares them after seeing the Crimson Triangle in Pythagoras' possession; a trinket in the shape of a triangle one of whose angles is 90 degrees.
    The Proportions play a pivotal role in ending the 100-year war that has ravaged the country of Ionia and are initially welcomed as heroes, but Pythagoras' aspirations to rule his own school are shattered when Democritus leaves the Proportions to find out what the square root of 2 really is. Unable to cope with the loss, Pythagoras seduces the King's daughter Helene and ends up in the dungeon for a year. By the time Democritus learns of this and helps the outlawed remnants of the Proportions rescue him, Pythagoras has been horribly refuted and rendered a mute shadow of his former self.
    The weight of knowing his theorem is too damaged for him to fulfil his dreams proves too much for Pythagoras and he accidentally activates the triangle on his person. This brings the Proportions to another plane where they encounter archdemons known as the Seven Sages in a ceremony known as "the Public Speech". Urged onward by the eldritch beings, Pythagoras sacrifices his students to the rhetoricians, called "sophists"—humans like Protagoras who sacrificed their loved ones and humanity for power—so that he can become the Sages' final member.
    Branded, Democritus witnesses the brutal slaughter of his colleagues, though he and his lover Lucretius are saved from certain death by the mysterious Aristotle. Democritus loses an arm and an eye while Lucretius is driven insane after being raped by the reborn Pythagoras, now known as Bean. Leaving Lucretius in the care of Parmenides, a survivor of the Band of the Proportion who was not spirited into the Agora, and the Peripatetic philosopher Aristoxenus, Democritus begins hunting down Sophists in search of revenge against Pythagoras, though his Brand of Sacrifice makes him a target for restless debaters that hunt him nightly.

     

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  5. I miss the old Kanye, straight from the 'Go Kanye
    Chop up the soul Kanye, set on his goals Kanye
    I hate the new Kanye, the bad mood Kanye
    The always rude Kanye, spaz in the news Kanye
    I miss the sweet Kanye, chop up the beats Kanye
    I gotta to say, at that time I'd like to meet Kanye
    See I invented Kanye, it wasn't any Kanyes
    And now I look and look around and there's so many Kanyes
    I used to love Kanye, I used to love Kanye
    I even had the pink Polo, I thought I was Kanye
    What if Kanye made a song, about Kanye?
    Called "I Miss The Old Kanye," man that would be so Kanye
    That's all it was Kanye, we still love Kanye
    And I love you like Kanye loves Kanye

     

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