TheHerpofDerps

One time, I was playing the PS2 as a baby. After trying to sit on the couch and play at the same time, i found out the controller wire couldn't reach. I cried to my uncle to get me one of those fancy wireless controllers, and he broke. "YOU WANT A WIRELESS CONTROL? HERE!!" Boom! he then snapped the wire of the PS2 controller and he plugged it in. Later, i found out it didn't work. CURSE YOU!

Share a story, huh... Ok, there was this one time in 5th grade when I was at the end of school prom. I wanted to drink some Sprite, and apparently one of my classmates shook the giant 2 liter bottle. I didnt know, so when i opened it, it exploded in my face. The prankster was laughing at me while the other people had a expression on their face that said ' what the heck did you do that for?' I kept telling them 'IT WAS HIM IT WAS HIM HE SHOOK THE BOTTLE' but they wouldnt listen. I mean, he was the only one laughing! i also had to go home all soaked in sprite. BONUS STORY There i was, at the bathroom taking a piss, when suddenly everyone tosses toilet paper everywhere and a bunch hits me.The end.