The Quote of the Day thread

[DuckMannnn]

"Senpai!? It's not like I wanted to eat you or something... Baka!"

-Tsundere Shark

 

[Uncle Dante]

"Fowa suppa, I, err uh, wanna potty platta!"

- JFK, Clone High

[StrongestPotato]

"I didn't slip"

- Kopaka, Toa of Ice everyone!

[Big Fella]

"Get along, little froggy."

~Vegeta (Namek Saga)

[Masterhand128]

"Stop right there!"

 

-Sergeant Anous(Ian Hecox) from Smosh.

Note: This quote is also used for Policeman from SMG4 videos.

[Uncle Dante]

"Where's that damn FOURTH chaos emerald!"

- Shadow the Edgehog, despite putting emphasis on 'damn' rather than 'fourth'

[Big Fella]

"Now i want TOTAL POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!"

~Goku (Big Green Dub)

[NijikakuFan61]

"No, I'm just going to get the real thing now, but remember that you gave me gonorrhea!"

 

- Customer, NotAlwaysRight story.

[Scrombo]

"Garfielf, you fat cat."

~Jonk

[NijikakuFan61]

"Were you having an erection when you fought against Hulk Hogan?"

 

"VHAT?"

 

- An interviewer asking The Iron Sheik this immortal question, and the Sheik's beautiful response.

[StrongestPotato]

spuds r popatos

Popato Sands - Undyne and Sans decide to make a movie

 

[Uncle Dante]

"Oh, I just clippy-clopped my hoof up your ass!"

- Scout, Team Fortress 2

[Big Fella]

"AND THIS, IS, TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND! "

~ Goku before transforming into Super Saiyan 3

[Uncle Dante]

"You call that breaking my spine? You RED Team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if-AAAAAAAAAH MY SPIIIIINE!!!

- Soldier, getting his spine broken by a Sandvich-fueled Heavy in Meet the Sandvich

[Masterhand128]

"You dare bring light to my lair??

YOU MUST DIE!"

-Ganon from Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon.

[Uncle Dante]

"It's high noon."

- McCree, Overwatch

[StrongestPotato]

"I-Bu-Ki Mio-Da! put them together and what do you get?"
Ibuki trying out new catchphrases

[NijikakuFan61]

"'Dirty Dan’s House of Hookers,' you got the dough and we got the blow! How can I help you today?"

- The New Hire, this NotAlwaysWorking story.

 

[Masterhand128]

"Hey, Super Stupid Bros.! Get the princess into the next room NOW!"

 

-Bowser from Super Paper Mario.

[Zio]

"Join the Nintendo Fun Club today! Mac."

 

Doc Louis from Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!

[Masterhand128]

"Bring me Fegelein!! FEGELEIN!!

FEGELEIN!! FEGELEIN!!"

 

-Hitler from Downfall.

[Uncle Dante]

"I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Dont hesitate to call."

- Vash the Stampede, Trigun

[StrongestPotato]

"FORGET FORGET FORGET BEAAAAAAAM!!!"
Kiyotaka Ishimaru was truly a trailblazer on Z-Moves

[Big Fella]

"And don't let slip over how strong we are, otherwise Vegeta will be like "OH BUT MY PRIDE. GRRR, I WISH I WERE A CARROT!" "

~ TFS! Goku

[Uncle Dante]

"People die if they are killed."

- Shirou Emiya, Fate/Stay Night