The Role-Play Paradise: THE SITCOM!

[StrongestPotato]

 Brilliant ET! thanks for lendin' us a.... HAND

 

GOD DAMNIT BARB!

[NijikakuFan61]

E.T: Oh god, not again!

[Uncle Dante]

Alright, let's hurry and get this set up before the puns get out of hand again.

[NijikakuFan61]

E.T: ...Stop it with the puns first.

 

CUT TO NEXT SCENE.

[Uncle Dante]

On 4/13/2016 at 3:48 PM, Tony Redgrave said:

Alright, let's hurry and get this set up before the puns get out of hand again.

OOC: I just realized I accidentally made a pun here :P

 

 

We then cut to Dante, Yang, and E.T walking into Tommy's room.

 

Alright, now we gotta find a spot to put it in where he won't notice.

 

Hey, where is Tommy, anyways?

[NijikakuFan61]

 Well, last time I saw him, he was in the hallway... probably listening to dub-step on his headphones (he does have headphones) as usual...

 

 Anyways, I'd recommend putting the baby monitor inside of something... probably inside a box that has a hole cut through it...

 

He never checks inside any boxes nowadays.

[Uncle Dante]

Huh, must not have been paying attention.

 

Alright. You wouldn't happen to conveniently have any boxes on you either, would you?

[NijikakuFan61]

Well, Tommy sometimes leaves some unopened boxes in his closet, just in case...

 

Don't ask me how they all fit in his room.

 

E.T opened Tommys' closet.

[Uncle Dante]

Dante took a look in Tommy's closet.

Damn, that's a lot. Better be careful, looks like one small move can cause them to all fall out.

 

Well, who should have the honor?

[NijikakuFan61]

>.>

 

<.<

 

Alright, I'll have the honors of getting one of the boxes...

 

E.T very carefully took one of the boxes out from Tommy's closet.

[Uncle Dante]

Hey! You did it!

[NijikakuFan61]

Mmmmmmagic.

[Uncle Dante]

Alright, better open it up an put the monitor inside.

 

Wonder what's in it?

[NijikakuFan61]

Well, let's wait n' see...

 

E.T opened up the box... revealing a ton of Cosmicboy magazines.

 

 ...Why did I kind of expect this?

 

E.T put the magazines on the floor, before putting the baby monitor inside of the box, and punching a hole for the baby monitor.

[Uncle Dante]

Alright, now all we gotta do is wait.

 

So, what now?

[DuckMannnn]

 "Let's eat some pizza!" *pulls out a dozen of pizza boxes*

[Uncle Dante]

Now that's what I'm talkin' about!

 

Dante takes a box of pizza.

[NijikakuFan61]

E.T: Did somebody say "pizza"?

 

E.T: Well, count me in, then!

 

BGM:

 

[Uncle Dante]

Anyone up for an eating contest?

[NijikakuFan61]

 Why, me, of course!

 

I'm always up for a pretty good challenge.

[Uncle Dante]

Alright then, you're on. Gotta warn you though, my record is a large pizza in 5 minutes.

[NijikakuFan61]

 Well, thanks to my trolling power, it'd take me a pretty short time to eat an XL pizza!

 

So, let's see who'd eat an XL pizza faster!

 

 

[Uncle Dante]

Alright! Let's rock!

 

Dante grabbed two XL pizzas, one for him, and one for E.T. He then waved his hand to signify the start of the challenge.

[NijikakuFan61]

Okay, here goes nothing.

 

E.Ts mouth transformed into a fucking VACUUM.

[Uncle Dante]

Stiff competition.

 

But I won't go down without a fight.

 

Dante stacks all the slices on top of each other, and proceeds to take large bites.