LOL Idol : Pick-up lines edition

[Winmugen11]

Based on a Youtuber named Swiftor's LOL Idol series, I'd like you guys (and girls) to share your best funny, flattering, cheesy, creepy, crude, dirty  or anything else in between pick-up lines you use or would use to hit on a girl or boy.

 

There is only one rule to be followed here :

 

1) Do not post pick-up lines that are overly offensive or dirty or can otherwise be viewed as inappropriate and/or racial. If you're not sure about that, post them in a spoiler.

 

I'll give you guys some of my favourites :

 

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

 

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

 

"I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?"

 

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

 

 

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention."

 

"There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus."

 

"Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood."

 

"You know what I like in a girl? My dick."

 

 

[lyr]

Thank you, Winmugen. I could actually use some pick-up lines from this thread. I suck at this.

[TimeWeaver]

Hey gurl. Did it hurt? (Replies, Did what hurt?) This

Oh wait these were pickup lines.....Opps